Imagine booting up marvel rivals and your entire setup is just configs, glowing targets, and skin modification
Not gonna entertain the (no screen shake) cope either
At that point you are not playing, you are just running a very complicated cheat engine with extra steps and having better optimization
Then you get surprised your account is banned for 100 years
WTF? WHY? HOW? WHY ME? IM LEGIT?
CUZ
Baljeet the Village Einstein…
Gets paid 100 rupees an hour, sits on a plastic chair outside the village call centre with a stolen hotspot screenshotting your Marvel Rivals config and UID like a sneaky rat then opens a support ticket so Marvel rivals bans you before he even finishes his biryani
Baljeet alwaYs PMO 🐀
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 idk im speechless at this point
Classic Hawcucks
This e girl really said “let me shrink myself into the tiny snail girl and crawl under every post just so someone notices me.”
Desperately chasing validation like it’s a personality, and the jokes on everyone because shes somehow still completely relevant 😂😂
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One of the most embarrassing little midgets I have seen, hawks is so boosted that he duoq with a cheater just to stay in pisslow and be irrelevant.
Still his silly duo minion gets banned in 2 days every time because the cheat is dogshit
Pretend he has no idea his duo is cheating every single time, when his duo keeps swapping accounts and getting it banned
This minion cycling accounts like hes trying on different sizes
Streaming it live and averaging 15 viewers on his minion community is peak
These army of minions are getting out of hand
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Baljeet told someone to kill themselves, got called out, then spent the next month soft throwing their games, harassing them in chat, and speedrunning 25+ name changes like he was dodging a green card interview
Burned thousands of credits trying to erase the evidence while his family back home still thinks he is “studying abroad” to make his village proud
Peak “I live in the server, have no life, and my entire personality is ranked and visa anxiety” behavior
My message to Baljeet: बहनचोद, तेरी माँ चाहती है कि तू अपने गाँव का नंबर 1 बच्चा बने, गांडू। 🙏🏼
To this day alura still shit talks me and soft throws all my games while harrasing me in game chat because I made a tweet calling him out for telling me to kill myself ✌️how are you gonna be mad over the consequences of YOUR words
Hes also extremly weird and mean to all the girls and gays I know that have gotten into games with him I legit DONT understand why pros still queue and play with this guy hes soooooo weirdddddd.
AND how are you gonna let me be in your rank if im "sooooo badddddd" when you use an OTP tracker, queue with pros, and have your friends get on alts to duo with u to dodge unwinnable games so you dont lose elo like actually pathetic LOL
he has changed his game name like 25+ times thats legit 12500 Credits, not to mention all his other alts like i think he legit has 10+ accounts, he LIVES on this game
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