Fluent in Simlish. Pushing Daisies deserved a third season.

London, England.
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My wife just left me.
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He’s getting better and better. He was on point today.
🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: Désiré Doué is named as the MOTM vs Barcelona. 🇫🇷🏅
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Horror fans getting so many good series back to back recently what a time to be alive
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Starting four 19 year olds in a UCL away fixture vs PSG
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That’s three subs for PSG which have all been due to injuries. Rough.
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Dani Olmo injured and Fermin Lopez takes his place The Injuries are coming thick and fast 😭😭
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Joan Garcia with about 50 saves back to back in the box, jesus.
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A trailer a lived up to the movie in every way. Also, what you mean 10 years ago? I feel sick now.
10 years ago today, the iconic ‘LOGAN’ trailer was released.
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I teared up like a fool near the end. I was finished the moment she referred to Logan as “dad.”
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Tottenham finally getting their first win of the season, bless. This is like a cup final to them.
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🚨 Jack Rudoni right footed shot from the left side of the six yard box. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Tottenham 1-1 Coventry x.com/ADorsano/status/211227…
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Successful weekend for Chelsea. 💙
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🚨🇫🇷 In Ligue 1, 1st to 5th place are all on the SAME points. ✅
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Does Gyokeres skip all the training sessions where this fella’s methods are involved?
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Arsenal have a SECRET creativity guru who has helped transform Mikel Arteta's team! His name is Germán Castaños, an Argentine innovation expert who has worked with Arsenal since 2022. • He specialises in neuroscience and brain-training techniques. • He helps Arteta develop unusual training methods to challenge players mentally. • He previously trained a boxer to fight TWO opponents at once and made a football team play against 16 players. • He is now one of Arteta's most trusted advisers, described as someone who "keeps Mikel sane". Arsenal keep his exact methods SECRET because they believe his ideas give them a competitive advantage.
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The match the made Dembele tweeted this Chelsea were running riots
Chelsea - Everton 😱
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I’m legitimately speechless.
🚨🇪🇸 KYLIAN MBAPPE DOUBLES THE LEAD FOR REAL MADRID! WHAT A GOAL! 🤯🤯 Real Madrid 2-0 Sevilla. x.com/alaskafreezys/status/2…
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Brighton's goal difference is ridiculous. Only 5 conceded, and 4 of those goals were from the Chelsea match. Who do they think they are? They have Liverpool next.
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I highly rate Calvert-Lewin and Ampadu.
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Brighton is already 3-0 up. The victory Chelsea have over them looks more and more impressive by the week. They need to calm down, this is too much lol.
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2025. 2026.
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Clarence Seedorf first words as Corinthians manager: “The world is going through a difficult time. There is a genocide taking place. My worries cannot compare to those of people suffering through war. We are privileged to be here talking about football.”
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