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Metallica summoned a towering Cthulhu at the Sphere in Las Vegas, filling the screen above and around the crowd during “The Call of Ktulu.”
You’ve got to fucking see this.
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NBC sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live returns for season 27, with some tension as New Yorkers question whether comedy is appropriate after the 9/11 attacks.
New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani and members of the Fire Department of New York appear during the cold open.
Lorne Michaels asks Giuliani “Can we be funny?”, and Rudy replies “Why start now?”
Paul Simon plays “The Boxer.”
Four new cast-members are introduced: Dean Edwards, Seth Meyers, Amy Poehler, and Jeff Richards.
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I would like to take a moment to remind everyone that this absolutely insane woman animates on photoshop
From "Witch Bunny : The Day We Met", an upcoming indie short film by Fernanda Dias (@diasartwork).
New clip >> youtube.com/watch?v=8nRa8F_Y…
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When we were dating my wife who is older than me by about a year was concerned about this very thing.
Then she raped me.
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Rescue dogs are recalled from Ground Zero, as there are clearly no more survivors under the rubble.
The dogs had been getting demoralized, so rescue workers had been playing dead so that the dogs could “discover” them.
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