I’ve made up my mind and I’m holding my ticket

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such a painful and raw and eviscerating album, and a must-listen. one of the most important albums of this year. fuck.
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"yeah babe, that was definitely a normal amount of blinks. you killed it."
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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do you know how badly i need to experience these tits everyone’s giving rave reviews
okay be completely honest if there was an identical clone of you, a 1:1 copy of you down to every minute detail would you try to have sex with them
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bed-ridden surgery recovery halloween calls for vidocin and a castration movie binge
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embarrassingly long overdue at this point, honestly
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there’s something very sinister about this. how do they know that these neurons they’ve connected to make these bio computers don’t have some semblance of feeling or consciousness? like is this torture? have they made a captive simulacra of minds being endlessly tortured?
today, we introduce a little mischief to the world. for four years, we’ve been brewing real brain cells on electrodes to understand how they compute. now, we’ve turned those discoveries into a video model anyone can use. from 0.5¢ a second, mischief 1 is at least 5x faster than its base and the cheapest image-to-video model on @fal and @OpenRouter. soon to be on @awscloud marketplace. it’s not a delusion anymore. biocompute is real, commercial and this is just the beginning. happy halloween.
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btw the rian johnson app does not take good nudes
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When my friend said the gourmet McDonald’s experience was in Williamsburg I thought he was joking because it was too on the nose. It was in Williamsburg. Best nuggets I’ve ever had though
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bbw facesitting is NOT a victimless crime
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No championship comes without a price
Brewers start to feel the costs of prolonged war in Iran reut.rs/4zXFDYu
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Cutplay gonna go insane for all the age regressor tgirls with these
The UTX-85® featuring a standard double edge blade housed in a smooth chassis given a colorful @Cerakote finish. Bring out your inner child with these vibrant UTX-85®s. EDC should be reliable and durable, but nobody said it can't also be fun.
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opening a new lesbian bar where masks are banned and tabs are mandatory
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Absolutely goated logo.
The new logos of the Houston Comets have been revealed in new trademark applications filed Wednesday. The Comets, one of the original eight WNBA teams, will return to the WNBA next season following the relocation of the Connecticut Sun. More @FOS ⬇️ frontofficesports.com/articl…
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the top shortage isn’t real, we’re just paired up with our dune part 3 popcorn buckets
First look at the ‘DUNE: PART 3’ popcorn bucket.
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I once tickled Lou Reed. I regretted it for the longest while as he spoke to me few times after that dinner. But I'm glad now. He needed it.
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“explaining the incel transphobic fascism of malfoid without sounding insane” daughter or “explaining the hasidic underground tunnels in brooklyn without sounding anti-semitic” son
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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lotta people getting mad about this as though I said “dropout sucks shit and I hate their comedy” rather than “here is an objective truth about dropout’s business strategy and I don’t like the kind of person that strategy is designed to target”
it remains so so funny that CollegeHumor began as a low-budget, frequently mean sketch channel for edgy 20-somethings, and has become a wildly high-budget, play-it-safe improv platform with the most Care Bear audience imaginable
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Tbh I thought SpongeBob would love this video and I wished he was alive to see it and then I started crying. I can't stop crying. It hurts
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EBITDA = Earnings Before I Trick Da Auditor
Anthropic has filed an S-1 registration statement with the SEC related to its proposed IPO. Read more: anthropic.com/news/s1-sec Legal disclaimer: A registration statement relating to these securities has been filed with the SEC but has not yet become effective. These securities may not be sold, nor may offers to buy be accepted, prior to the time the registration statement becomes effective. This post does not constitute an offer to sell or the solicitation of an offer to buy these securities, nor shall there be any sale of these securities in any state or jurisdiction in which such offer, solicitation or sale would be unlawful prior to registration or qualification under the securities laws of any such state or jurisdiction.
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