Floating in a lyrical stew. Word wrangler. Swing from high to deep. Line my eyes and call me pretty. Lightweight bluff.

That’s me in the corner
After finding a real one (big bastard) in my cup. I’ve just returned to this.
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Latest merchandise release. Available as a tea towel, mug, or frame-able print. #Merch
For years, Avanti West Coast passengers have been left paying the price for underperforming services. Enough is enough. We will bring Avanti into public ownership.
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Yeah, apparently they shout, “Mauled by the Tigers”
Erling Haaland and Ruben Dias were spotted catching up after Portugal vs. Norway 👀
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New record high prices for fuel today then, eh. @andyburnham @UKLabour
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Child pointing #CoffeeArt #Lartte
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Is it low-tide for fucking idiots yet?
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Most of the UK’s social problems are indeed societal. What the fuck don’t you get. @andyburnham
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National Care Service. Lots cheaper if we started to care for each-other more. @andyburnham @UKLabour #SameNameNotRelated #Bussin
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ALL men can commit Rape. NOT all men are rapists. #Penis
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They ‘had’ Argentina, too.
"We think we had them." Thomas Tuchel says England will focus on the positives after his side were beaten 3-2 against Spain in the Nations League.
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Was Godzilla good or bad #GodzillaConundrum
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I guess Romesh Ranganathan has a Saturday night show on The ITV as The BBC never did anything for him.
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AutumnaL retweeted
Frank The Stagman part 13 absolute fella
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Cu Cu Cu Curella, in off his Patella… #ENGESP #SongWanker #PunnedIt
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Patella not Paella for Cucarella eh, Henry. @henrywinter #ENGESP #KneedThat #PunnedIt
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12/09/2027. Oasis. Knebworth.
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