JUST IN: First-time homebuyers could get as much as $50,000 for a down payment on a house, under a draft bill to be introduced by Senator Jeff Merkley and cosponsored by Senator Ron Wyden, per Axios

I got a coworker who claimed she couldn't show up at 9 because she has adhd. She regularly rolled in at 10. Our boss decided that she'd give her a bone and set our core, in-office hours as 10-3. Coworker started rolling up at 11.

🇦🇪 A UAE citizen discovered his passport had EXPIRED just before traveling from Dubai Airport... He went to the airport’s passport renewal section and got a brand-new one in just 8 MINUTES. Remarkable efficiency. Writer: Mhedi

Holy sh*t… this could get insanely wild Robinhood’s Stock Tokens (+ other legitimate issuers) are not shares; they’re debt securities issued by Robinhood Assets (Jersey) Limited. Holders get the economic exposure, but no direct shareholder vote… this is a well known fact BUT, the public tokens are backed by real shares held through the US custody stack… those shares still carry voting power There is no mechanism for tokenholders to direct those votes (yet). But Robinhood could theoretically build one: Onchain vote → Jersey issuer aggregates the result → custodian casts the underlying proxy votes If that share block became large enough, the community could support a director nominee and attempt to win a board seat… @vladtenev (or a nominated committee/ directr) could ACTUALLY enact “Board Sit” The tokens would never vote directly. They would coordinate the entity controlling the “real” votes This is going to cause all kinds of chaos as you could theoretically have outside interests directing the strategy of US corporations… Supposedly this is the case entities with heavy sovereign interest could become prime targets; a potential financial opportunity emerges to get a list of these national Crown Jewels that are low(ish) caps and bid early We are so early to where this is heading… Board Sit(s) gonna be a movie

JUST IN: Hunter Biden's crypto memecoin $LAPTOP crashes 99% two hours after launch.

The MAC now says the Big Ten blew it and violated instant replay protocols and Western Michigan actually won the game.

The MAC now says the Big Ten blew it and violated instant replay protocols and Western Michigan actually won the game.

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No player deals with what CC deals with every single game.

Weave Robotics $8,000 robot that folds laundry and makes your bed just went up for preorder, deliveries slated for this fall. Robot butler season is coming.