It's funny how store mannequins can be naked but the second you take off your pants people want to call security.
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Watching TLC. A man got too big and had to be cut out of his house. That happened to my friend but they called it a c-section.
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If you didn't win the Powerball tonight don't be sad. You're still old enough to buy any cereal you want so you've already won.
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You don't need the Powerball. If you can reach the stove to make a grilled cheese any time of day you're already blessed.
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So what if you didn't win the Powerball? If you eat Reese's cups year-round you're already rich in the only way that matters.
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The goal was always to get dessert whether or not you finished dinner. You made it. You're living the dream.
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The winner of the Powerball will never know who their real friends are. You're broke. People like you for you.
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