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Fore & Aft
“THERE’S AN OCEANOGRAPHER ON THE WING!”
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“What’s the meaning of this shit!?”
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Way, way too many impotent, hand-wringing political posts in my timeline. How ‘bout you mix it up; throw in the occasional photo of your queer cat or your disgusting breakfast. 😖
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The Wolverines know what’s up. 🇺🇸
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“Matt Hooper is in town, so I have to know where you are at all times. Now, here’s a beeper. I want you to keep it on you. It’s very light.”
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“Look, I have a point of view and I think it speaks for many of the people here. I like women. I like good-looking women.”
Replying to @HooperCCTV
Listen, if you want “funny” go watch Schindler’s List.
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This movie is not funny at all.
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“Quint?” “No.”
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“Take him to Ben Casey, the little prick.”
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“Back to the hideout to split up the loot!”
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“I said Quint died screaming like a stuck Irish pig. Now you think about that when you watch the sequel.”
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“These things are good, Chief. Apricot brandy, Iranian caviar, color TV, champagne on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face.”
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“She slept with Hooper?”
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“Martin, why are the drapes open?”
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“They didn’t put Matt Hooper in Jaws 2, so it became personal with me.”
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Better than Ex Machina. 🧐📺🤖
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“There’s too many ______ on this island.”
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Thank you for the numerous telegrams and messages of concern. Rest assured, we were installed well above the waterline and our cathode ray tubes are dry. Please keep us in your thoughts as we await the arrival of Hooper’s financial advisor, lawyer, and insurance adjuster. 🙏❤️📺
Yeah, that’s @HooperInSharks boat. He paid for most of that stuff himself, including the closed circuit TVs fore and aft. @HooperCCTV
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“We’ve been on this boat for three hours now. Where the hell is this place?” “I told you it would take a little while to get there.” “What’s the name of the place?” “Uh, the name of the place…is, uh…Bob’s Country Bunker. Here we are.”
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“These are the times that try men’s souls: The summer dink and the New York transplant will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of his island; but the oceanographer that stands it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman.” 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
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