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Fuck man. If I was a little surprised at how moved I was by courtroom beep beeps, I was floored by a certain bird reuniting with a certain old lady.
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It will be nice when/if we can move on from media asking foreign born players questions that are essentially “please say something nice about Canada”.
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It's a
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Light sweater
It's a
Nice day for a
CARDIGAN
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“How’s this, then? Ed Sheeran, beloved by all, left without an opening band at present. Enter you two.”
“What if we want a free Palestine, Murray?”
“I reckon you’ll get lots of things for free when you’re proper rockstars. This might be your ticket.”
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I do not care what Trump says.
I will not call it Lake America… It will always be Skydome to me
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Rodimus Prime was sworn in at 6:47am eastern time this morning.
Peter Cullen, the legendary voice actor known for voicing Optimus Prime in the "Transformers" franchise, has died at 85
tmz.com/2026/08/27/peter-cul…
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Hate that we live in a timeline where Miss Piggy has to post Instagram tributes to a bestie (Dolly Parton) and an ex-lover (Tim Curry) within a 24-hour span
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Feels so good going to the gym for the first time in 6 months that it overrides the frustration of not going to the gym for 6 months even though I knew the entire time that it would feel this good.
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I was pretty upset this morning when some loser jumped the line and grabbed my 2 Bacon Farmer's Wraps and left me with his 1. But now that I realize he's twice as likely to shit his pants, I don't feel quite so bad.
@TimHortons
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It’s August 4th, 2026. Today is the only day you can say this:
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