The market is a casino. 🎰 The house always wins. Extract, never give back. 💰
Crypto Casino
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Most of you are gamblers. 🎲
I’m the house. 🎰
The house always extracts. 💰
Welcome to my table.
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September for Crypto:
Sept 6 - Liquid Network exploit. ~$320M stolen.
Sept 9 - Oil breaks $100 again.
Sept 14 - 10Y breaks 5%.
Sept 15 - CLARITY Act fails.
Sept 16 - Fed hikes rates.
Sept 24 - Bitget exploit. ~$350M stolen.
Yet $BTC still hovers an 8-month high. Send it. 🚀
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@Coinbase spent a year explaining why @CoinbaseWallet needed to become @base App and has now announced that Base App needs to become Coinbase Wallet.
Somewhere there is a 94-slide McKinsey deck responsible for all of this. 😂
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But more importantly, this isn’t just a name change.
The new pitch is way more trading-focused: multi-chain, millions of tokens, faster trading, limit orders, charts, position management, sponsored fees, etc.
That is much more interesting than “everything app.”
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I thought $ZCAT was just another cat meme until I looked at how it works.
Hold cat. People trade cat. Fees buy ZEC. Holders receive ZEC.
Apparently crypto has reinvented dividends, except the company is an anonymous cat wearing a paper bag.
I hate how much I like this.
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Was ready to throw $100 at $LAPTOP as a launch-day scratch off.
Then CT hated it, the liquidity looked sketchy, and we decided to watch instead of blindly buying.
It proceeded to nuke ~99%.
Turns out keeping the $100 was the extraction. 🎰
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$RENDER is down ~90% from ATH.
Meanwhile, the network has processed 70M+ frames, usage has grown, token burns are growing, and it's expanding into AI compute.
The business got better, but the token got absolutely murdered.
Welcome to crypto.
The House watches both.
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Your alt season dreams are cute. 😊
I hope they come true. ✨
Meanwhile, The House extracts one table at a time. 🎰
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