I like and repost a bunch of shit, don’t take me serious! Currently playing Apex Legends on console. Fuck that game.

Houston, TX
How my co workers look at me when I bust out my thc pen
Lock these mfs up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Life fucking loves you. Things work out for you. Doors open for you. Money comes to you. Love finds you. People remember you. Opportunities want you. You keep getting lucky in ways that make you laugh because of course it worked out for you again. Of course it did. It always does. It always has.
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Every day we get closer to this midseason meme becoming reality
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Israel is at risk of civil war or state collapse, a classified CIA assessment warns, as years of genocide in Gaza and war in Lebanon and Iran deepen political, economic, and social fractures within the country. "CIA experts pointed to a volatile mix of pressures converging ahead of Israel’s elections on October 27: economic crisis and soaring military spending; heavily armed veterans returning from prolonged combat, many carrying serious psychological trauma; growing fury over ultra-Orthodox men who are exempt from military service; escalating settler violence in the occupied West Bank; and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu fighting to hold onto power and igniting a constitutional crisis. " - via @DropSiteNews
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First time AI made me laugh 😂
ahahahahaha
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Here we go again
Russian authorities are responding to an incident in which a suspected dangerous infection was released as a result of a laboratory accident in Siberia and a researcher died. cnn.it/4yy0wJR
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“It’s gonna be $60 for an 8th”
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I’m simple.
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When it's time to eat the rich and i get Bryce Dallas Howard's ass.
jake gyllenhaal wears prada
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To see the world chief
are you climbing a mountain for the world to see you or for you to see the world
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Me watching someone who makes 3 times my salary struggle to save a PDF
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apex is currently destroying me.
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Twitter crush is tweeting about Sucking dick last night😭
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Sick, that poor girl ain’t wash her hair all week.
the stuff your gf does with her male coworker and calls you insecure for
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Didn’t even hear the audio, but I’m certain the black dude was just repeating himself.
🎮GameStop employee stabs customer in the neck ‼️
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For you panicked people involved, even peripherally in Epstein's murder: I do, absolutely, 1,000% have, not just a dead man switch, but a twice daily check in switch. If you think you are fast enough to grab me, torture me and get what you need before it activates, Think again
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Culver’s is a 100x better than whataburger.
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It is possible that an individual on this flight had consumed hard-boiled eggs prior to boarding.
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