T≡SLA keyboard warrior and 5⭐️ Uber passenger. The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know. Elon working hard to save humanity. FSD beta abuser.

Nuke Mars ☢️
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In the US when muslims show knives in public.
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We tried to rent a 50-ton crane to lift the statue. The company refused. They said it was too risky because the statue was too heavy for the crane. So we lifted it with our 16-ton crane.
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Replying to @shivon
Elon… my brother, what are you doing? Marry this woman immediately.
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The nation owes a debt to @JGebbia and his excellent team. They worked incredibly hard, with no compensation, to make government services work better for all Americans. 🫡 🇺🇸
Imagine seeing your work announced on the national stage by the world's most gifted speakers, like @SecRubio who introduced our new design for the U.S. Passport, in collaboration with the State Department. National Design Studio is growing! ndstudio.gov/jobs
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The statue of Prometheus is finally finished. It was cast in Paris, crossed the Atlantic, and was assembled at Starbase. It took us 100 days to go from nothing to this. People of the West, we have lived through an era devoid of dreams, devoid of destiny. But the time has come to reclaim our dream of antiquity. In a few months, we will start building a new city. It will be the most magnificent city in all of history. After all, the great dream of the West has always been to rebuild Rome. Come walk beside us in this endeavor. The world is waiting.
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Elon’s doing this, wtf is your founder/CEO doing? They are not the same…
SpaceX
Dragon separates from Falcon 9’s second stage
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Here’s a video clip of the spectacular fall colors reflecting on Burns Lake in Whitefield, N.H., as the sun was preparing to set tonight. This is in northern New Hampshire where peak is near.
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We took a break from work to go have a mystical experience.
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Official.
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Hang it at the Louvre.
Liftoff of Starship's first orbital flight
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After >$15B of development costs (per the S-1) And almost 15 years of research Starship has delivered its first orbital payload She will change the course of humanity
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My Starlink internet already feels faster
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This chart is the only reason you need to vote Republican in the midterms. The second Democrats regain control, they will open the border and continue the replacement of the U.S. population with foreigners who hate our way of life. If they retake power, we will lose our country.
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I'd rate our solar system one star
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As foretold in the prophecy…
420 Model Ys 69 Cybercabs
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I recreated this Lionel Messi picture.
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This remains one of greatest posts of all time and they didn't even realise
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You can’t make this up. 😂 Tesla now has 420 Model Y Robotaxis and 69 Cybercabs registered in Texas. The prophecy has been fulfilled.
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BREAKING: Nancy Pelosi and Kathy Hochul’s eyebrows on pace to reach Mars before Elon Musk
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