inventor of the martingale strategy, intern @polymarket
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> we're hiring
> you need to have worked at <consulting dogshit>
> we hired a lot of them at coinbase
ya sounds about right
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BREAKING: Brian Armstrong begins $COIN earnings call with impromptu karaoke.
"Base is for everybody yeah (yeah) Rock your body yeah (yeah), haha right guys?"
The stock is down 23% after hours.
Community note
The post contains fabricated screenshots; COIN rose modestly in after-hours trading following earnings, with no karaoke during the call. coindesk.com/markets/2026/0… investor.coinbase.com/events-and-pre…
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just when you thought it couldn't get any worse for coinbase
now they're promoting "paying your taxes"
heartbreaking.
Tax season is here.
Two things to know:
- There’s a new tax form this year
- We’ve partnered with @CoinTracker to get you all the tools you need to make the process as easy as possible
Pay your taxes, folks.
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my overqualified zoomer friend applied to coinbase 3 times and got rejected
changed his date of birth to 1986 and they're interviewing him for a VP role tmrw
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having to read ct's takes on prediction markets every day makes me wonder how retarded i am about other sectors
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Hugo Martingale retweeted
Last year you helped my family raise double our goal the orphanage we support here in Thailand and this year we are asking for your help again.
I know the markets are bad but just $45 allows us to clothe 1 child for the year. You happily throw your money at half naked egirls and shitcoins so let’s do better for those that have less.
Due to the overwhelming donations we were able to not only able to buy the clothes but also new mattresses and have buildings fixed but we have continued to take the kids from beluga school of life on activities and excursions through the year (I’ll attach some pictures and videos below)
Last year’s thread will be included below too for those that aren’t familiar.
The only sol donation wallet for our initiative is 5rCBdJQkGrBZdVsSV7dLnS1QZiqhagcADXBpPUL8UMco
Dm for other chains, Thai bank owners can use the QR on the image. Dm me with other questions.
God bless you and thank you in advance.
A total of 219,915 baht (excluding small amounts remaining in our cash boxes around Phuket) raised for this month - most of it from you incredible retards in the last few days.
This is double our goal of 110k baht so the initial amount will go towards the uniforms as planned and the remainder will go towards June’s activities and requirements once the school updates us on what they need - most likely an excursion and an upgrade to their horticulture basic operations for the farm located on school grounds.
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