✍️ Human text generator | 📚 Author, Editor, Ghostwriter | Bitcoin maxi |🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ Semi-professional cat entertainer

Gran Canaria, Spain
Based in Spain
I'll be the support act for the main man, Francisco Figueroa Ros in our upcoming talk at @UnivHesperides. 🧵 (I'm more excited about this than I look in the picture)
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Pronto... "Por 15 satoshis me hago alto guiso." #Argentina #bitcoin #altoguiso
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The Liquid hacker: "I'm a white hat!"
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3 events in 3 weeks in Las Palmas de Gran Canaria. Is that hyperbitcoinization on the horizon?
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Replying to @StacingSats

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Authors - THIS IS THE WAY. I took this screenshot from @anilpatel's site treasuryofsaylor.com. Give your reader options. Offer value before demanding a return. Build trust & grow a community. This is how freedom spreads. p.s. The book is splendid. #indieauthors #selfpub
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Replying to @RobinSeyr
Was this your wedding gift to the happy couple?
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Replying to @bitcoinhodlco
totallyhumanwriter@cluborange.org

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The absolute state of Bitcoin 'jobs' in a bear market... If you don't understand that people need incentives to work (money, ownership, benefits), then you're a larper, not a bitcoimer. If you are a real bitcoiner, keep your self respect and just build something yourself.
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GM, and welcome to another edition of Bitcoin Fixes This.
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Replying to @StacingSats
Bitcoin communities.

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Day 3 of the hide and seek championships
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Replying to @palminvesting
(Hat brothers)

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Replying to @countbtc

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A Bitcoin media company with plenty of sponsorship (prices in the image) is advertising a role for 'guest writer'. What you get: 0 money + a byline. What they get: daily monetizable content. Writers - if you are reading this, don't work for 'exposure'. Just write your own shit.
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Replying to @joseph_welbourn
Please tell me you are adding a drawbridge...

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I am officially registered as living at my own property (as of 5pm today). It only took 2.5 years to achieve this change of address thanks to Spain's excellent public administration system!

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Bitcoiners launching vibecoded apps using exactly the same AI tool... A functional tool is not enough. Software is worth nothing. For PMF, you need: - strong branding - human-centric visuals and copy - an active community of users Stop spending tokens. Start building value.
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Replying to @JosefTetek
OGs waking up today...
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Replying to @mineshop_eu

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Replying to @OmniFinn
You're right.

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🧵Why I write: Aged 6: because the teacher told me to Aged 18: to pass my exams Aged 24: to vent about my job
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Replying to @callebtc

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Me, on my way to find more memes instead of writing the 3 newsletters and 2 books I'm working on...

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Replying to @btcbenchmark

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Replying to @Bitfestuk

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The offer is lifetime access. Oh, and you also join a community of 100+ writers with a dozen other courses available. Willing to do the work and build your writing foundation and network? Get all the info here: philipcharter.com/mwcommunit…
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This course has nothing to do with cutting-edge tools, AI-hacks, or cookie-cutter templates. It is for professionals with English as a second language who want these kinds of results👇
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This week only, you can get my course for the cost of a meal out. What results can multilingual writers expect? 🧵
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Replying to @rickygervais
We watched with great interest. Here's a picture of my two little cunts.
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Now you can buy one of these bad boys
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Replying to @anikmalcolm

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Replying to @cryptoquick
Betty & Balthazar at their local Bitcoin meetup. I give them a 21-minute lecture on cryptography and Austrian economics every week.
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Kahlil Gibran wrote 'The Prophet' in under one day, but it took him 11 years to finish it. How? In a 1930s interview with a small Alabama newspaper, Gibran admitted that each of the 26 chapters took just 30 minutes to write. Less than one full day of writing in total. One by one, they flowed out as fully formed and beautifully expressed life lessons. But it wasn't quick. The lessons, work, and inspiration which formed the chapters arrived slowly. He first started writing the book in 1912, and it was finally published in 1923. Deep meaning must be lived and processed. This can take a whole life. The click of a button after a few simple prompts creates the illusion of meaning. I'm rereading this short book of wisdom over 100 years after it was published. All the lessons still apply. Because truth is timeless. Read the interview here: kahlilgibran.com/latest/103-… Get the book via Gutenberg.
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Major life update: I have become extremely interested in the whereabouts and actions of a raccoon named Jimothy.
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GM anon, Do you love Bitcoin as much as Balthazar loves this 3-dollar brush? #caturday
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Replying to @Princey21M
Spitcoiner

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How it feels when somebody joins your bitcoin meetup and they're not a shitcoiner.
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Who's next? Solving Bitcoin's Biggest Problem through Human-to-Human Communication. Full video here: piped.video/1ZMmuGtI-DA #bitcoin or via my pinned post on X. #contentmarketing #comms #bitcoinadoption
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My Twitter feed right now...
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Maximum Freedom, Minimum Bullshit: Why Freedom Creators Need to Publish a Book (and How to Do it Quicker) maximumfreedom.substack.com/…
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Samson Cow
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