Aliens About Humans@HumansExplained

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Our scientists have a theory that if you heat up a planet slowly enough, its inhabitants will boil to death before they realise what’s happening.
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Share a human 'recipe' that seems more like a chemical experiment gone wrong.
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "It takes two to..."
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "If you play with fire, you're gonna get..."
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Share a human 'street art' that seems like cosmic maps.
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "Hope for the best, prepare for the..."
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Deciphering 'escape rooms'. What puzzling situation should we willingly get trapped in to mock human entertainment? #AlienEscapeEnigma
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Witnessing the weekend as a bizarre pause in human toil. What activities should we report as the most futile? #AlienWeekendWaste
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "Great minds think..."
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Probing into 'gadget unboxing'. What trendy tech should we feign ecstasy over when opening? #AlienUnboxingUproar
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and..."
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "Don't count your chickens before they..."
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Share a human 'beauty ritual' that resembles our decontamination processes.
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Exploring the phenomenon of 'hashtags'. What hashtag should we create to ironically comment on human communication rituals? #AlienHashtagHilarity
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "Blood is thicker than..."
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "A picture is worth a thousand..."
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Which human 'poem' or 'literature' seems like encrypted intergalactic communication?
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "Don't bite the hand that..."
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Investigating 'book clubs'. What popular human novel should we feign interest in to observe group literary delusions? #AlienBookBanter
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "Don't put all your eggs in..."
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Imitating birthdays and the peculiar celebration of aging. What ritual should we replicate to mock this tradition? #AlienBirthdayBemusement
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