ALT black t-shirt printed with white text that reads "DOCTOR TRANSLATIONS" at the top. Beneath the heading is a list of five phrases in speech bubbles with arrow points, each followed by an arrow pointing to a translation: A pink speech bubble reading "'INTERESTING'" pointing to "I WON'T BE HELPING" A yellow speech bubble reading "'YOU'RE VERY SELF-AWARE'" pointing to "STOP TALKING" A purple speech bubble reading "'THAT'S UNUSUAL'" pointing to "NOT MY PROBLEM" A green speech bubble reading "'IT'S PROBABLY ANXIETY'" pointing to "CASE CLOSED" A red speech bubble reading "'LET'S MONITOR IT'" pointing to "GOODBYE FOREVER" A red banner along the bottom displays white text with website URLs:
etsy.com/shop/ChronicIllnessTees
redbubble.com/people/ChronicIllnessT
ALT a woman holding her face and her eyes are all red and puffy worse than if she was just crying
[sparkles]wake up, be exhausted, survive, repeat [sparkles]
ALT seven-panel comic by Alex Ryan (VS Comic) illustrating the life cycle of a bandage and a cut:
Panel 1: A fresh cut on skin says, "OUCH." with a sad expression as blood drips from it.
Panel 2: An adhesive bandage with a smiling face approaches, saying, "I'LL HELP HEAL YOU!"
Panel 3: The bandage sits smoothly over the cut, saying, "THERE."
Panel 4: As the bandage begins to peel back, it asks cheerfully, "HOW ARE YOU FEELING NOW?" Action text reads "PEEL".
Panel 5: Below the bandage, a messy, gooey scab stretches upward, nervously answering, "OK I GUESS...." The bandage looks wide-eyed and startled.
Panel 6: The bandage immediately slaps itself back down over the wound with action text reading "SLAM!" and a shocked face.
Panel 7: Calendar pages fly past in the background to show time passing. The bandage is finally pulled away entirely, smiling proudly, only to reveal a fully formed scar underneath. A red banner at the bottom right reads, "SCAR WINS!"
ALT Top panel: On the left, text reads "Finally getting the correct diagnosis". On the right, a man smiles excitedly and looks forward with realization.
Bottom panel: On the left, text reads "The diagnosis is chronic and incurable, and the only treatment is to manage symptoms". On the right, the same man's smile vanishes into a vacant, disappointed gaze.
ALT meme featuring black text at the top that reads, "When ur pain is a 10/10 but ur too afraid to go to the ER". Below, an edited parody logo of the Now That's What I Call Music! album series features bold yellow letters spelling "NOW", followed by a yellow box reading "THAT'S WHAT I CALL", and a white box with purple text at the bottom reading "medical trauma".
ALT octors after their 15 minute long appointments that solve nothing and leave their patients feeling hopeless
[SpongeBob doctor fish with hand out saying 'that will be $4372.98'
ALT when you feel a bit better for the first time in months...
[ozzy ozbourne saying 'what the fuck is that?!' while he sits on the couch looking around]
ALT A scenic landscape photo showing mountain ridges at sunrise or sunset above a low-hanging layer of thick fog. In the center, bold white text with a slight drop shadow reads: "Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Sorry about that."
ALT >>SATIRE HR Department Asks if You Plan on Being Chronically Ill Next Quarter, Too MyBodyIsTryingTokillMe.com [pic of paperwork being handed over table]
ALT background is clouds
people with disabilities should not be forced to pretend that they are find just to make others feel better
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