Mark Carney, after his boss (Xi Jinping) comes to North America, visits his neighbor (Donald Trump), and doesn’t even stop by to see him. That’s gotta sting.

Xi Jinping delivered grace last night at the White House state dinner. I think we're rubbing off on him.

Xi Jinping is sending America two giant pandas as “envoys of friendship.” I’ve never seen immigrants assimilate faster.

“Previously unreleased footage” from last night’s Trump-Xi festivities.

The Democrats clutched their pearls when Trump said he wanted Greenland. CNN wrote the stories. The same people who lecture about “democracy” and “sovereignty” called it imperialist, racist, cartoonish, the end of NATO. Then they forgot about it and moved on to the next manufactured outrage. Meanwhile Trump kept working the problem. On Tuesday, September 22, he signed a historic security agreement with Denmark and Greenland. The U.S. now has permanent military access across the island: expansion of Pituffik, two new defense areas (Narsarsuaq and Mestersvig), overflight and landing rights everywhere, undersea access, and a ban on any non-NATO military presence or sensitive investment without American approval. No expiration date. Even if Greenland becomes independent, the deal stays. Forever. The libs never actually cared about Greenland. They only cared about opposing Trump. That’s their entire job: throw sand in the gears, run the next bullshit smear or headline, rinse, repeat. He just kept negotiating, and he won, for America.

How Xi Jinping pitches trade deals to President Trump.

Xi Jinping came for Super Intelligence. Trump countered with an alternative option. The art of the deal. Master negotiator 😂

Xi Jingping discovering free speech on his first morning in America.

President Trump welcomes Xi Jinping to America.

Artificial Intelligence is out. Super Intelligence is in 🤣 TrumpTV’s Lefty Lowdown is LIVE. Lets hear from Maria Bartiromo in the studio and Hunter & Gunther Eagleman at the scene...

Trump said Kaitlan Collins has a "Trump addiction." I fear it may be worse than we imagined 🤣

Someone please take the Mitch memes away from me. I need an intervention.

Last year, I had my monetization removed for six months… it was 2 weeks after I got monetized for the first time. I never complained about it (most of you are finding out for the first time right now). I put my head down and went to work. I never stopped posting.

While the Democrats were busy planning their next performative mic-drop TikTok video, President Trump gained permanent military control of Greenland for America. You're welcome, you lousy bitches.

Mamdani when Netanyahu says "I'm coming to the UN... and I'm going to tell the truth about you."

POV: the algorithm in five years.

This is my homage to @ellalangleymsic whose song “Choosin’ Texas” just broke the record for the longest-running No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 at 23 weeks. It’s such a great song, congratulations!

Is Kaitlan Collins a stage five clinger?

Mitch wants you to put some respect on his name and stop making memes about him.

What’s that old saying?