ugly fat billionaire@HymenReaper

Dopaminergic Precision

 priv @moawr044
Joined September 2020
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The disconnect between me and everyone else at this point is as you can imagine unimaginable
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“An apple a day keeps the doctor away” And sperm has endorphins I don’t care I’m not eating an apple
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A little necrophilia never killed anyone
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ugly fat billionaire retweeted
あきら@aki_ppp
Nov 7
最近激務が続いているので人間をいったん辞めてみました。
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I wish jiggle physics were real
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Virginia is the only state where I’ve seen somebody swerve INTO roadkill
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Hazbin Hotel fans when that redbubble poster comes through the mail
Mario ZNA
@MarioBojic
Nov 6
🚨🇺🇦Ukrainian man absolutely thrilled after receiving a portrait of Adolf Hitler for his birthday.
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Accidentally sat on my phone while that tweet was banging and I gave myself a prostrate orgasm from the notification vibrations
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Harassing the never-fully-realized-her-dreams Umamusume character working as a Starbucks barista by ordering a cloppuccino with extra cream every day
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I eat bananas for the shape not the flavor
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If I got a girlfriend I wouldn’t even talk to her I’d just be so grossed out that she would date someone like me
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If dildos get to start measuring from the balls then so do I.
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Four inches
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The government sends me disability checks for being ugly
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Am I gonna kill myself if I read this
New York Post
@nypost
Nov 5
The real average penis size, according to 33 studies - both length and girth trib.al/ldKcAAa
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I can tell my penis feels assaulted every time my hand touches it
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Based off of how I tweet on this account you might assume that I’m a 5’2” morally repulsive celibate creep that can’t look girls in the eye but I’m actually 5’6”
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She asked me to spit on her and I accidentally launched a tonsil stone onto her face
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This game sucks horse dick
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If I was a girl my pussy would be so fat I’d have to tuck it into my waist band
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I’m gonna jerk whatever the hell lives inside of my boxers
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