The un-shittiest software recruiter on 🌍, owns @DevGrabr. I build dev teams that stick together and ship. Writer/Comic, I love @movetoloveyou, sneakers/golf.

Dallas, TX
Besides the Mallard 🦆’s these are the coolest @nbnumeric 480’s on 🌍, @35thNorthSea f’ing really cooked with this pair. The colorway is perfect especially rolling into autumn. The N is particularly cool! Sasquatch heel, patched tongue, lace selection is epic, a must cop for both @movetoloveyou and myself. Once again it was @cj_sc00t who put some 480’s on my radar 😁 No filter on these pics so y’all know what they look like 😆
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Replying to @matt503ea5sf9z5
i got stunk like 5 times this summer.
Made with AI
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I’ve been doing direct care for our elderly Veterans for a long time. When you are no longer able to associate rationally even when presented with clear undeniable facts you can’t be trusted to care for yourself anymore. Let alone be President.
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Me fervently pitching a mid level SharePoint developer I have an 86% margin on to an enterprise apps hiring manager I have out at happy hour in 2007 when he asks how they rank against candidates I make less money on.
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Post Rust re-write
Roughest looking 24 year old maybe ever
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“But when will you be home? Soon right?”
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Will Kelly retweeted
New physics video! It starts with @quiddie professing her love for the Dyson sphere and @hankgreen's explanation on Ask Hank Anything. But a year ago Angela Collier's video completely changed my mind about the answer...
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Happy Friday! Hope y’all have a great day of sipping your beverage of choice and reviewing LLM code before you hit the “ok” button.
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Will Kelly retweeted
Turso 0.8.0 is almost here. And we will explain the new goodies with Dicken Balls. All credit to @BenjDicken
I'm working on Turso 0.8 release blog post. Turns out @jussisaur likes @BenjDicken's balls (the animations) so much he wanted us to try out something too.
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Will Kelly retweeted
Come say hi to us at the @PlanetScale booth today if you're at @Rails World! #railsworld #database #planetscale
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Shit I talk to the kids at the rec center during king of the table ping pong 🏓 sessions as a 51 year old man. “Are there sports you’re good at?” “Damn, was your Pops unathletic?” “Are u in the Make A Wish program?” “I bet one of those little buses picks you up for school.” “Maybe I can coach u after school is yer Mom got?”
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When the stem is still rising off the curry ❤️
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The ceramics at our fave local Thai place are really premium I want this shit for the house.
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Guys help me out I need to get caught up. The Ruby guys says Rust looks like shit? I’m not technical but isn’t that like saying a townhouse looks like shit compared to a yurt made from animal hide? I haven’t been asked to build a ruby team since 2017.
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So far AI is tech dorks sharing different pairings of other tech dorks rapping on a green screen. We’ve made it.
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Wow. People of color, strong women, and now fighter jets. Anything else this fat orange f’ing pussy is afraid of? 😆
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"I will judge you on your code, you either contribute or DIE." - Dax, 2024 "LOL, code." - Dax, present day How far we have fallen...
everyone's arguing about the details of code mattering or not but you can have a lot of fun by working on things where the code definitely doesn't matter there's a mountain of things in this zone you never even considered before
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This is how you f'ing fit loud ass shoes. Homie took Dorothy's ruby red slippers and slammed it all down with head to toe earth tones and complimenting accent colors. Mf'er so clean I gotta hate while I celebrate lol!
Last shoe I wore in the summer. First shoe I wore in the fall. @dotSWOOSH #snkrskickcheck
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My friend circle of irl Bros I really trust is about five deep 😆 Right now 2 of my main clients are the companies 2 of them work at. What’s the lesson? If your friends really loved you, they’d add you to their vendor list and give you fucking money 💰
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LOL guilty
It be like that y’all 🤠
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