𝘔𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘵𝘢 𝘚𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘔𝘦•𝘉𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘒𝘯𝘰𝘸𝘦𝘳•𝘍𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘏𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘏𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘴(Parody)

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She saw 2 world wars She saw the rise and fall of the soviet union She saw the world go from horses to rockets But she never saw a 4k Yard Passer from the Bears
The world’s oldest living person, María Branyas Morera, has died at the age of 117. She was the eighth oldest verified person in human history.
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When Vikings & Bengals fans are debating who got the best WR in the league and a Seahawks fan tries to chime in
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Justin Jefferson this season 29 REC 449 YDs 1 TDs All with no consistent QB play Undisputed WR1.
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Peyton Manning's rookie season through 2 games 60.2% Completion 490 Passing YDs 2 Passing TDs 6 INTs JJ McCarthy's "rookie season" through 2 games 58.7% Completion 301 Passing YDs 2 Passing TDs 3 INTs To all you morons calling him a bust after 2 career starts stay on that side
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Mfs think we scared of some "Micah Parsons"🤣🤣
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Chase's best season 127 REC 1708 YDs 17 TDs 9-8 and missed the playoffs 😹😹 Jefferon's best season 128 REC 1809 YDs 9 TDs OPOY 13-4 Took Chase getting force fed the ball and he still had less YDs and receptions 😭😭
Let’s settle this. Who’s better?
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A QB “struggling” in Training Camp where have I heard this before 🤔
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This was his QBs both of those playoff games btw
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He got 1074 yds in 10 games with Nick Mullens Cousins and Hall throwing him the ball and we still have WR1 debates 💔💔
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Spielman laughing at the Eagles taking Reagor over Jefferson will always be iconic
What's your favorite NFL Draft memory?
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The biggest sports rivalry of all time.
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Shrugging off two defenders to have the best first touchdown in NFL History 🥶🥶
What’s the most “I’m him” moment in NFL history?
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Randy Moss Cris Carter Jake Reed Adam Thielen Justin Jefferson Stefon Diggs Jordan Addison Steve Jordan Anthony Carter Ahmad Rashad Sammy White Answer should be really obvious
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Gonna have to hear these delusional takes for the next 7 months
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Ranking the dumbest people on this app! 1. Chiefs fans 2. Mahomes>Brady believers 3. Lions fans 4. Chase>Jefferson truthers 5. Packers fans 6. Bears fans 7. Kelce>Gronk agenda pushers 8. Goff Stans 9. Love stans 10. Cowboy fans
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The 15 win curse claims another victim.
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We have to look at this Fox Scoreboard for the next 3 years

ALT Sad No Way GIF by STRAPPED!

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You can’t find me a team and coach with more aura
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COTY awards KOC: 1 Dan Campbell: 0 I think we can put the debate to rest now
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Proclaimed WR1 “Jamarr Chase” still has less OPOYs than Jefferson
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You can’t post a random picture and expect people to understand it.
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