very unserious guy

copenhagen
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he’s gonna drive me to the forest greens
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istg if u let an old person have your seat in the metro in denmark they bya 😭
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just accidentally said “cunty” to my boss to describe her halloween costume, and before i could shit myself she said mine was “cuntier”
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mind u this is before taxes
oh nvm there are worse cases😭
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girl, i can’t with this mess
🇨🇳🚨 Pendant 1 000 ANS en Chine, on casse les orteils des petites filles pour garder leurs pieds MINUSCULES, au nom de la BEAUTÉ ! Dès 5 ou 6 ans, on leur casse les orteils et on les replie sous le pied, serrés dans des bandes de soie. Le pied idéal mesure environ 7,5 cm, on l'appelle le « lotus d'or ». La dernière usine de chaussures pour ces pieds ferme en 1999. (Smithsonian)
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business casual but make the body tea
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madison beer i love you but why did the locket era last 5 months… DONT RETIRE I KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING
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i only exist in the moments you’re talking to me if we can’t be together then i’ll just go back to sleep wish i was something to you baby you’re everything, to me I tried to save us but there’s only so much I can do how i’m i nothing to you, while you’re still everything, to me?
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i skipped the queue for my ikea meatballs at the food haul bc i asked the worker if it would take much longer in spanish and he just gave them to me and said ”mi gente latino”
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Oh to have a best friend
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how it feels to see people use “whose you’re friend” and “i was supposed to be in the video” but madison has explained the backstory in person to me
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damn u guys r gay asf 😭
This hoe ruined Justin Herbert
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when i say i’m gonna kms as a joke, but i’ve tried before…
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When it says I knocked instead of eliminated in Fortnite
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me after quitting a job 😭😭😭
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the girls and the gays tmrw in fortnite
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applying to senior positions on linkedin just two months after graduating college
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the way this video indirectly led to the election of the first muslim mayor… she was yallahing to make history omfg
She was so happy to get permanently banned from the khia asylum here
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made out and danced with a pretty girl at the club so i’m straight and healed now…
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fiz 1 ano de solteiro e meu ex vai fazer 1 ano de namoro
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