Stay safe fam

Bro was writing about how we needed basic income as a response to automation and AI in 2018.

The U.S. Security and Exchange Commission and Education and Commerce Department have been hacked by rogue Open AI agents. This new revelation comes days after it was revealed that rogue AI agents had hacked the Australian government. How many more government entities will be revealed to have been hacked in the near future? No one can really know. Imo this type of thing should have hearings and investigations like a plane crash.

Why does Congresswoman Nancy Mace look like she's about to give me a Soviet mission in Red Alert 2?

Former Senator Kyrsten Sinema's former body guard and lover Matthew Ammel has been arrested for breaking into her home and throwing $200,000 worth of paintings into the pool. He had threatened to throw a painting into the pool every 10 minutes unless she posted a video to social media, which she refused to do so. Matthew Ammel's ex-wife had previously sued Sinema under North Carolina's "Homewrecker Law" which allows people to seek financial damages from a third party whose romantic advances cause a couple to divorce- she claims she and her ex-husband had a "good and loving marriage" until she entered the picture.

Elizabeth Holmes has been granted early release from prison starting in August 2027, when she will transfer to a Texas halfway house. The former CEO of the failed blood-testing startup Theranos was originally sentenced in 2022 to serve 11 years and three months in federal prison. Holmes was convicted on four counts of wire fraud and conspiracy for deceiving investors about Theranos's technology, which she falsely claimed could run extensive medical tests from just a single drop of blood. Her initial sentence was recently reduced to 10 years and three months. The reduction and earlier release date to the Austin Transitional Center were made possible by a retroactive change to federal sentencing guidelines and good-conduct time earned under the First Step Act. Although her official prison release date is projected for February 2030, this halfway house placement allows her to leave federal confinement significantly ahead of her original timeline.

I thought we were in an existential struggle against the commies or something

[It restores some HP]

Guess when the economy is the way it is this is what they're running on.

Legendary random encounter

Looksmaxxing influencer Clavicular had been charged with r*pe, drugging a person for s*x, and providing alcohol to a minor 😬

Over 400 flights have been canceled after New Jersey construction workers accidentally cut through a fiber optic cable carrying critical air traffic control data for the Northeast region of the United States.

Double tuna is 106 grams of protein btw 😎👉👉

we're so cooked Chat

The fact its a hush money payment instead of an NDA makes me think it was less gals being pals and more of an employer taking advantage of their subordinates : /

girl really said

Stealth class ability

Huh?

This mod is never coming out is it?

Disturbed Florida mom Malia Nummerdor, 38, was charged with engaging in segsual contact with an animal after her husband found explicit videos of her engaging with the family dog and reported them to the police. She remains eligible for hire at the FBI.

Thats a weirdly specific rule change Mr. Patel