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I have waited so long for Kenya and Tanzania to undergo strained relationships just so I can finally tweet UHURU awachana na POMBE!!
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Faith Odhiambo hapana bwana. Just No.
Story za hapa na pale kabla twende maombi 😁
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When will somebody ever tell these guys that these videos are not a good idea?
CS Mining showcases its opulent car collection Including a Mercedes G-Wagon, a Bentley, and a Lamborghini Worth millions of KSh.
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Industry PS Dr. Juma Mukhwana went to a meeting with scrap metal dealers - his very first, only 3 months in office then - and they drew their guns out and placed them on the table. That's the answer to this question.
Cartel gani ndio hatari sana in this country? 1. Scrap metal 2. Logging 3.PSV 4.Garbage collection
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Do despot African presidents read from the same script?
PRESIDENT MNANGAGWA URGES OPPOSITION MEMBERS TO JOIN ZANU PF President Dr Emmerson Mnangagwa says opposition parties are in disarray and lack an agenda for the people, urging their members to join ZANU PF. He was addressing the official opening of the 23rd ZANU PF National People’s Conference. #ZANUPF #ZANUPFConference #OppositionPolitics #PartyMembership #Zimbabwe #ZBCNews
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I want to ask this in the nicest way possible; Why the fuck is Embarambamba performing at Raila Odinga's anniversary? I want that committee to explain to us that thought process very slowly.
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You can agree with me or not, but it was pretty egoistic and just downright wrong of President William Ruto to implant a picture of himself inside the Raila Amollo Odinga mausoleum. For very many obvious reasons. I will not explain.
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Unrelated; Sarah Elderkin was Raila Odinga's speechwriter and biographer. Sijasema kitu. Just putting it out there.
SARAH ELDERKIN: President William Ruto has taken on a worrying look of late – sweating profusely, eyes wild and blazing, teeth bared in a rictus smile, absolutely furious, panicking and shouting, and with no apparent control of what comes out of his mouth. Things fall apart, and this is the look and sound of a desperate man. And optics matter. As his carefully constructed grand-larceny schemes continue to unravel and his support shrivels, his already shaky sense of duty and bond to this nation, to its rules and regulations, and to its people, is vanishing completely. standardmedia.co.ke/columnis…
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#JKLive tonight is just a fun, organic conversation. No empty rhetoric, no insults. Just vibes and memories and bliss. More of this, less of the Atwolis.
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Niskie tu mtu na kiherehere yake ameenda akapea Ajib Gathoni mimba hapo nje, this country's military alone will not be enough to pull me away from your dumbass 😂😂
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Nobody in that courtroom scene of the new Nadia Mukami x Arrow Bwoy video could tell them that it's 'Respondent' and not 'Correspondent'? Not a single person knew that? Out of the entire crew? Okay. Great song anyway.
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For "Communication Strategists", y'all sure don't know when the hell to shut the fuck up.
I think you have every right to call for unity but not at the expense of labelling anyone who has supported and joined Linda Mwananchi in their own capacities as "Non-Mandated" I strongly dispute this word. Every Kenyan and the Wananchi regardless of tribe or gender have a stake in Linda Mwananchi including the public who have been giving us their views and have built this movement from the ground up. Anyone who claims to have spoken to the Principals about this issue has the burden to provide proof. Let us be factual, honest and truthful especially when talking about this very sensitive issue kindly. Because there are channels that will be used to address this. Remember H.E Edwin Watenya Sifuna has remained quiet in all this. When he speaks oh trust me we will all hear him. I know you mean well Adrian and so do we all. And even as I call for unity, I especially insist on alot of integrity and honesty as we engage and navigate this very democratic and necessary process. The public can and will continue holding us accountable in all we do. #NikoKadiNaSifuna
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What positions do Faith Odhiambo and Crystal Asige actually want in 2027? Because they had a clear cut chance to declare in today's Linda Mwananchi rally but they did not, although hints point towards Woman Rep. Yaani mmeamua tu Jalang'o achukue Nairobi Senate hivi hivi tu?
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I need somebody to pass to me whatever G-Kon smokes..right now!!!
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Yvonne Okwara just took Papa wa Roma to the cleaners. Protect Senje at all costs and send me the tab.
Yvonne’s Take: TSC Jobs: Asande Omwami! #CitizenNewsGang @YvonneOkwara
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The way this thing has stressed politicians from both sides of the divide has me hollering. Wait until y'all know what it was actually about.
Citizen rebranding with DCP colours after the death of Baba Raila.
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Like him or hate him, Babu Owino has balls of steel wrapped in barbed wire. Jeso!
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Arsenal inaua Man City huko kwa Community Shield but nobody is even talking about it. Gir Sifuna ni kara omako piny malich, mit donje uru.
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Hii Linda Mwananchi Homa Bay tour coverage mimi nakula tu ngoma sasa. DJ Spider aongezwe kitu bwana!
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Content creators wengine wenu sasa tutaanza kuwachapa
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“Moi was a teacher, Kibaki was an Economist, Uhuru studied Political Science and Economics, William is a Botanist…which, for your information, is my favourite brand of Gin…” – Edwin Sifuna at LSK conference

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