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Three years ago today, Hamas terrorists tortured, mutilated, and murdered 1,200 innocent civilians in Israel. Among those slain were men, women, and children — including dozens of Americans. We will never forget this act of barbarism against an ally and recommit ourselves to the defense of civilization.
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Don’t believe the polls. There will be no blue wave. Once again, fake polling, designed, not to inform but to persuade & suppress turnout, are misleading voters. I know what I’m talking about. As a twice elected Dem governor and 3 time elected Dem Congressman, I never lost an election. Trust the people. They won’t be fooled. Collins wins in Maine, Texas & Kansas stay Republican, & El-Sayed loses in Michigan.
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Talarico legit just sounds like some woke wizard casting gibberish spells. Normal people don't talk like this.
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Trump Probe: Approval Came From The TOP - FBI, Biden DOJ Leadership - Then FBI Director Wray Initials memo, Deputy AG Lisa Monaco initials, with note to then Attorney General Garland: "Merrick, I recommend you approve, Lisa 3/25/22" While memo is heavily redacted, it reads in part: "Although members of the 45th Presidential administration are no longer in office, the DOJ Memo states that the scope of this policy should be broadly construed to ensure that Department leadership is made aware of the opening of matters that could potentially be disruptive to the democratic process if publicly disclosed prior to an election...." Declassified via @WhiteHouse transparency task force
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I am voting Ken Paxton! I am voting Bo French! I am voting Greg Abbott!
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LA LIBERTAD AVANZA EN BRASIL Felicitaciones querido amigo @FlavioBolsonaro, por esta histórica elección ante el comunista de Lula. El continente americano es de ciudadanos que quieren vivir en libertad. Espero que pronto podamos empezar a trabajar juntos para que la Argentina y Brasil sigan siendo grandes socios comerciales, culturales y políticos. Las oportunidades para nuestras naciones, trabajando juntos, son infinitas. VIVA LA LIBERTAD CARAJO...!!
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Josh Hader’s season will probably fly under the radar because of how much of a rollercoaster the Astros’ year was: 45 G | 44.2 IP | 1.01 ERA | 0.76 WHIP | 55 K | 26/26 SV | .125 OPP AVG | 1 HR allowed He recorded 26 saves this season while allowing just 19 total hits. #ChaseTheFight
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Big news out of North Texas this morning! The largest retail trading organization in the world, @CharlesSchwab, announced it is listing on the Texas Stock Exchange. Their decision to partner with us is a validation of TXSE's innovative dual listing approach — reserved for companies with a market capitalization over $100 billion — which is designed to create meaningful competition among liquidity providers to improve overall market quality in the symbol and drive down trading costs for investors. America's economic center of gravity is shifting, and Schwab — one of the most respected names in financial services — understands where the markets are headed and what it takes to improve them. The Texas Stock Exchange is proud to partner with Schwab as they position themselves for the future. pressroom.aboutschwab.com/pr…
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Not an ace, never an ace. Take the L and find another team.
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Large swaths of corporate media exist at this point primarily to propagandize and radicalize subsets of the population into supporting the liquidation of national sovereignty. Willfully omitted by the CNN propagandists is that these are minors who cartels have recently tried to smuggle across the Southwest Border but who were rescued by Border Patrol. These minors will now be safely and humanely reunited with their families by dedicated public servants who have devoted their lives to combatting child trafficking. It is because of the efforts of these public servants that there is no longer a raging UAC (“unaccompanied alien child”) catastrophe — the Trump Administration swiftly, urgently and righteously ended the child trafficking nightmare. Between ten to twenty thousand children a MONTH were successfully smuggled by cartels into the US under Biden, who worked with taxpayer NGOs to deliver the smuggled children to unknown adults in the US, whereupon they disappeared. The NGOs then submitted knowingly fraudulent asylum claims to try to keep the children from ever going home or seeing their families again. These same Democrat-NGO networks for cartels were also ruthlessly exploited by TDA and MS-13 to insert gang members into the United States and violent criminals into our high schools (automatically allowed in merely by claiming to be 17), subjecting innocent American children to unspeakable horrors. It was one of the darkest of many dark chapters of the Biden era. The Trump Administration put the child traffickers out of business and CNN considers this a great tragedy to be urgently reversed. New depths of “journalistic” depravity and immortality.
CNN is granted access inside an immigration court hearing where dozens of children facing deportation, some as young as three years old, appealed to stay in the United States. Many of them facing the judge without an attorney representing them.
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America has gone a full 17 months without a single illegal alien being released into our country. We have achieved negative net migration for the first time since the passage of Hart-Celler. If Democrats regain power, they've made it clear that they will immediately work to open our borders again. Vote accordingly.
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Can you believe Flock CEO Garrett Langley doesn’t like his picture shared online?
This guy is the CEO of Flock He takes pictures of you and hands them over to the cops But, he doesn’t want you to know what he looks like PLEASE do NOT share his photo!
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Why is there a fake narrative being peddled that conservatives aren’t excited to vote for Paxton? He’s been the best AG in the nation and it’s not even close. Here are just some of Ken Paxton’s *recent* victories as AG: - Created the Human Trafficking Unit - Over 100 lawsuits against the Biden Admin - Blocked anti-2A Biden-era ATF rules • 2.2B eggs secured for food banks $1.4B Meta biometric settlement • $1.375B Google privacy settlement • $3B+ opioid recoveries for Texas • $1B+ Medicaid fraud recoveries since 2020 • $10M Texas Children’s settlement + detransition clinic • SCOTUS let Texas block Biden abortion-guidance rule • Defended Heartbeat Act / other pro-life laws • Upheld congressional map for 2026 • Defended SB4 immigration enforcement
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They were spraying a synthetic pesticide on produce and never told you. Ken Paxton just made Sprouts stop. Nationwide. Organic too. He already forced Albertsons to stop in Texas. That is an AG who actually gives a damn what your family eats. Texas needs that. @KenPaxtonTX
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BREAKING: James Talarico abused his office to enrich himself and his employer. He needs to answer for his corruption and explain to taxpayers why he used their tax dollars to benefit himself and the woke DEI firm paying him tens of thousands of dollars. foxnews.com/politics/talaric…
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The next @boringcompany merch will put Uranium in Uranus
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Yesterday, I spoke with Homeland Security Secretary Mullin, who confirmed that Texas will receive $7.5 BILLION as part of the federal funding to reimburse our border security costs. Texas held the line when Washington would not. Now, Washington is reimbursing Texas taxpayers for those expenses. Thank you, President Trump and Secretary Mullin, for delivering for Texas.
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