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Neither was your mother last night but I’m not complaining
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A Literal L’Mouse retweeted
Me seeing boobs for the first time vs me seeing boobs for the 1000th time
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I didn’t think this team could get stupider I was wrong
For the three alternate captains this season, the @LAKings will utilize a five-game rotation. Games 1-5 will be Anderson and Kempe. Panarin will wear the "A" with one of them games 6-10. And then so on and so forth.
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It’s BALL SWEAT SEASON right now my god
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Philippe’s yesterday
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Inspired by Tristan Luneau, I’m going to ask for a longtime raise from my job for doing absolutely nothing
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Don’t think the score is indicative of how the Kings played. Definitely a lot of clean up though.
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Quintonnnnn, where are youuuuu
NHL Game Score Impact Card for Los Angeles Kings on 2026-09-30:
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I’d 8-4 the Kings to get blown out on opening night again
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Brandt Clarke getting his ass best is amazing 😭😭
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Keenan Allen blew Darcy Kuemper’s save percentage
According to court documents, the Colts wide receiver blew a .224 on a portable breathalyzer test: fox59.com/sports/colts/colts…
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Mr Cupcake sucks
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Darcy Kuemper plays like someone stuck a sour warhead up his ass and told him to make it wink
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LMFAOOOOO DARCY DEFENDERS WHERE YOU AT
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Back in your day? 83-89 Flames 85-88 Bruins 89-90 Habs 90-91 Canucks 02-04 Sharks 03-04 Sabres 05-07 Sabres 13-14 Sabres 17-18 Canes Or maybe a group of alternates? Some rotating A’s 08-09 Leafs 14-15 Habs 17-18 VGK 18-19 Canucks 21-22 Hawks 21-22 Rangers Learn Hockey
We're putting A's on different guys every month?? Back in MY day (only like 5+ years ago lmao) there was one C, two A's, and that was IT.
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Imagine this dudes shock when he finds out about the Minnesota Wild’s first 8 seasons
We're putting A's on different guys every month?? Back in MY day (only like 5+ years ago lmao) there was one C, two A's, and that was IT.
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What a crazy headline to try and bury the lede
Israel-bound flight diverted after fight between pilots bbc.in/4z6SCqA
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The copilot stabbed the pilot in an attempt to hijack the plane until passengers stormed the cockpit and subdued him. The plane plummeted over 17000 feet during the attack and other pilots who were passengers on the plane took control and landed it. cnn.com/2026/09/30/wor… jpost.com/international/… msn.com/en-us/news/oth…
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I am so bored
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LeBron’s media day
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