Sharing my sense of humor with the rest of the world, and hopefully providing some daily laughter—life's best medicine. 🤓

Earth, last time I checked
Perhaps a career change is in order for the aerospace engineer, Christopher David, who doesn't have a clue what he's talking about. @The0xJuan @_Nicholaslrvine @_NicholasIrvine @niccruzpatane @basedbrahmann @Tazerface16 @_whiteboyflavor @yatharthmann @nextbigfuture @wholemars @JVClark2 @elonmusk @mayemusk @kimbal @ToscaMusk @teslaownersSV @TeslaBest
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AI will improve, but it failed here. Do you really think a railroad crossing gate will fall apart from a love tap? I don't think so.
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COVID-19 all over again.
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They should seriously throw people like you guys in prison for using AI to generate ridiculously fake results for money. And of course you turned off replies, because everybody will call you out for it.
Tired of using one tool for your head and another for your beard? This 2-in-1 electric groomer handles both with a flexible 360° floating head and precision 30-blade system. 🪒
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Could it be?
Replying to @Sofia50020Sofia
You'd think he found that car over a cliff somewhere and somehow got it running again.
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I agree 100%, they need to unplug it, give it 10 seconds, then plug it back in. 😏
UK air traffic control: 2023: major failure. 2025: major disruption. 2026: around 1,300 flights cancelled in a day. I’m beginning to suspect “turning it off and back on again” isn’t a sufficient contingency plan.
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Be careful when you tap this; this guy wrote a mini-documentary about his experience. 😏
Cybercab is absolutely magical. Tesla has actually done it. A domestically mass-produced affordable autonomous electric vehicle is available to the general public. A car with no steering wheel generating revenue. It’s sad to come back to a city without Robotaxi after being in Austin. Like stepping back in time. The event was awesome. I know it was tough to follow online, but we all knew the story going in. This was a launch, not an unveiling. It felt like the city transformed immediately. Cybercabs were everywhere, you couldn’t take a trip without seeing another one. Outside of the ride experience itself, the scale of this launch is what I want to make sure people understand. On previous trips, Robotaxi felt like a test network (an amazing one). Not anymore. Suddenly it’s real. It’s hard not to laugh when you ride past a Waymo in a Cybercab. Good luck… As I’ve said before, Robotaxi is way smoother than Waymo. It feels natural. Supernatural, really. This holds true for Cybercab. Waymo feels like a computer. And it looks like one too. The production Cybercab is beautiful. It really is special. The color, the lines, the lighting, the doors. It looks great. While also being the most efficient car in history? Insane. I think it fits perfectly in the space between familiarity and the future. It doesn’t stick out, but it catches your attention. After exiting our first ride, there was a large group of 10-20 people. They were all talking about the Cybercab as we walked by. These doors are like gasoline on a word of mouth wildfire. Our rides were flawless. Better than a human driver. No anxious moments. Cybercab is very comfortable, even at 6’2. Leg room is particularly notable. It would be tough to find a car that has this much leg room for two passengers at the same time. No pedals, center console, or multiple rows of seating creates a lot of space and a very open feel. Robotaxi is unquestionably one of those products that will be way cheaper and way better than what existed before. I like those. No one is going to want to roll the dice on some random person and their car when the alternative is a private, safe, comfortable, clean, consistent, quiet, personalized Tesla with tons of room and a massive screen. It’s a premium experience on every level, and we get it cheaper thanks to technology. No noise or air pollution, either. I don’t have much to critique. Little refinements that I know will happen. Pick up and drop off were satisfactory, over time will become excellent. Grok integration is already impressive, and it’s clear that we’ll eventually be able to just give directions like “pull over around the corner up there.” You can already have Grok update your destination in Robotaxi, it pushes the update to the Robotaxi app on your phone for approval. I leave the event with more confidence in Tesla’s ability to scale, but also renewed patience. I have a greater appreciation for the intentionality of limitations (service area, times, fleet size) rather than seeing them simply as barriers that have yet to be overcome. I now believe the objective is to build slowly, safely, to critical mass. A tail-risk event is inevitable. The absolute last thing we need is some bad luck on a tail-risk event at an early stage before enough data exists to prove its rarity. That data is accumulating quickly and will become undeniable soon enough. Huge congrats to Tesla and Elon for this incredible milestone. Decades of work culminating in a life-saving, sustainable, affordable, economically exceptional product. It’s all pretty surreal, a testament to vision and determination. I love this company!
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10? More like 50 years! Waymo is a joke that causes serious problems everywhere it goes. 🤨
Replying to @elonmusk
It’s look insane- feels like @waymo is 10 years behind 🤣
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And these people, Mr. Alien, are our most respected people of Planet Earth. You will see these same activities taking place wherever our youngsters are gathered to play sports. 👽🛸🌎
A youth football game was canceled after several dads got into a MASSIVE fight on the field 😳 x.com/pahrduve/status/209419…
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You're giving her to much credit. 😏
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I always knew about this, I just didn't know why. As the saying goes, you learn something new every day. 🤓
Elon Musk explains why you should never charge an electric car to 100% The last 20% is not a small ask. Elon: "getting from 80 to 100, it takes about as much time as getting from 0 to 80" It runs backwards from how people fuel a car. Elon: "it's a little counterintuitive, because for a gasoline car you would fill it up" Inside the battery, ions are looking for somewhere to go. Elon: "the lithium ions are trying to find a parking space" Elon: "when the parking lot's empty, they can zip right in there and find a spot, it's easy" Elon: "as the parking lot gets full, just like trying to find a parking space at a mall, you have to hunt around for a spot" So on a road trip the rule flips. Elon: "you actually want to charge to about 80%, and then run it down all the way to 10%, or less"
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Hummm. 😎
this is the kind of problem i want in my life🔥
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Coming to a WNBA arena near you, soon. 😎
😂🤣😂
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Yep, it took up half the court, that was just awesome. 😎
The wingspan. It's just a perfect visual.
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He has a schedule to keep. He will be damned if he lets you guys ruin it. 🚍
When they block the road to play protest, be this bus 🚍 driver. Ooof 😅
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My question is this, Holly Rowe (@sportsiren): Why did Toronto invite the Fever? Why not one of those World Championship teams, huh? Cat got your tongue?
Toronto averages just over 10K fans which is good for only 10th in the WNBA. Last night they sold out for some "crazy" reason getting over 19K fans on a Tuesday night. Gee, I wonder why? PS. when they hosted Angel Reese & Atlanta they drew just over 8K in the smaller arena.
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It's called accountability, and they hate that. 😏
🚨 UPDATE: Elon Musk has infuriated foreign governments by making PUBLIC any and all censorship required by governments in open source "Any censorship required by governments is now clearly visible." 💯 The censors hate this. Thank you, @ElonMusk 🇺🇸
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Should be a lot cheaper than Twitter. 😏
Here we go again 😂
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Here the warning label?
@elonmusk, someone seriously needs to fix their bots. Why the hell did this Sophie Adidas drop come with an adult warning? I've had a few others that were completely G-rated content that had the adult warning as well?! 🤨
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If you're still wondering if she's good enough, there's your answer. 👍🏻
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