29. NYU Alumna. Always in my bag.📍UES, NY. Pronouns: she/hers.
New York, USA
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“what is he like?”
he’s like all the love i’ve ever poured out into the world finally found its way back to me, wrapped itself in human form, and held me close
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Started talking to this white girl at a bar last night. Shes telling me how some dude took her shopping and spent 3k but she’s leaving him for a construction worker cuz he’s hot.
I was like “well, what’re you like 23? We all make dumb decisions at that age” she was like “no I’m 32”…..
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good god, what a lede
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If you want to understand the legal structures by which fraternities indemnify themselves from their members’ conduct…
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NYC Ferry x Zelle put out an affordable date spots guide highlighting small business along the ferry routes - pretty neat!
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Sitting in my fav local restaurant in Alexandria with a crisp glass of wine & @PJMORTON playing in the background >>>>
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“To make a Perfect Martini - A guide by snoopy”.
THANK YOU Guy buffet for the original painting. It’s absolutely one of my favourite works ever
Made a thread below on how you can purchase these!!!
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fun part of moving is discovering I own every item! every single item. if it’s an item a person can own, I own it. so I don’t need a job anymore! jobs give you money to buy items and I already own, as I stated, every single item
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your dysfunctional parents need to be scared of you to respect you. you have to show your parents that you are insane & they created a person crazier than them. that is the dysfunctional parent psychology.
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Wake up babe it’s, officially, chore jacket season
How to look ridiculously handsome during summer to autumn transition? Chore jacket.
A few ways to style:
- White tee + jeans + military boots + cool cap
- Layer white tee + check shirt + white jeans + Blundstones
- Henley shirt + fatigue pants + boat shoes
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for those who cannot sacrifice $1 for the boston globe article, i made a text only version as a pdf so here you go dropbox.com/scl/fi/y6hdngkgw…
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Lover girls!
We have a movie to watch after work this evening with wine while snuggled up on the couch!
😮💨😮💨😮💨😮💨
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ngl financial irresponsibility has given me some of the most memorable & happiest moments in my life
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I’m so glad he’s a movie star because he would’ve made a very effective serial killer
Tom Cruise says it originally took six hours for the “Digger” hair and makeup team to apply his Digger Rockwell prosthetics, but he quickly made the process “more efficient” by showing up with a chalkboard and timing how long it took to put each prosthetic on:
“I had a guy there with a stopwatch and I’m like, ‘OK, you see that time, six hours? By the time we’re done, we’re going to get it under an hour.’ They were like, ‘No, I’m not doing that, it will never happen.’ I’m like, ‘OK, first of all, if you say no, you can’t do it, you will never get there. So can we agree that we’ll maybe make it a little less?’ So with each piece that was going on, it was timed and then we’d drill and practice.”
It worked, and they eventually got his makeup and prosthetics routine down to under an hour: “They were like, ‘What?!’ And they didn’t even know it, and they didn’t even rush. I like going into a system, studying it and trying to figure out how I can do it better, more efficient. The films that I make, I’m constantly going, how can I do it better?”
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