Words in @NewOhioReview @NorthAmerReview @Gulf_Coast @ChestnutReview and elsewhere : Big fan of the slam dunk : Existential dread + blues licks + gobs of reverb
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Matthew Thomas Bernell retweeted
Almost died today.
A robber came into my house with a loaded gun and aimed at me.
Luckily, the 2026 Indianapolis Colts defense started playing on the TV.
He suddenly started watching and killed himself. Thank god 🙏❤️
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Matthew Thomas Bernell retweeted
One hit and you’re doing epistemology of parrots on twitter.
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Pat McAfee will be added as an analyst on ESPN's Monday Night Countdown, per @AndrewMarchand.
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Fucking thank you!!!
BREAKING: The #Colts are signing 6x Pro Bowl WR Keenan Allen to a 1-year deal worth up to $8.32M, multiple sources tell me.
A big-time weapon for Daniel Jones, as Allen reunites with HC Shane Steichen from their days together with the Chargers in a deal done by @ZekeSandhu of @KlutchSports.
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My life would literally not change in any way whatsoever, except that I’d have less despair.
I have never used AI for any task at work, except having copilot prepare meeting minutes. Going back to having to do that myself would be a minor inconvenience.
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Matthew Thomas Bernell retweeted
That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december
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Guess this is 35. Hit a couple game winners at pick up today. Onwards and upwards (in age and buckets).
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Matthew Thomas Bernell retweeted
Our parade of July graduates continues!
Today get to know poet Matthew Church. He's on IG at @matthewthomasbernell and on Twitter @ImmanentFlux.
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Matthew Thomas Bernell retweeted
breaking: the university of chicago to start executing graduate students in the humanities
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Matthew Thomas Bernell retweeted
They should have played a Michael Chandler retirement video package and made him watch it even if he didn't want to retire
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Utterly reprehensible.
Incredibly unprofessional by The Bridge (Chicago) & editor Michael Workman, who accepted a story I had submitted last year, ghosted me without follow-up, and then rejected the piece AFTER I had withdrawn it from other journals - wasting time, effort, and resources. (See reply)
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A Knicks title would be the cherry on top of what’s already my least favorite NBA season ever.
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While Shohei is doing this in the 1st inning lol
James¹⁷¹⁸🎌
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Matthew Thomas Bernell retweeted
An update for subscribers and Fever fans:
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