Thank you, Zelensky, the greatest president the Ukrainian people have ever had! He saved Ukraine from violence, destruction, and devastation, brilliantly steering it from chaos to stunning success. Today, the whole world looks at Ukraine and says, “We want exactly that!”
Three men from the Donetsk region, aged 33 to 45, tried to escape from the open-air prison known as Ukraine and make it to Moldova.
They had even bought these fancy cloaks, sold to them at a wildly inflated price as supposedly “anti-thermal” and invisible to thermal cameras.
Unfortunately for our aspiring escape artists, Ukraine’s brave border guards don’t collect their salaries for nothing.
They caught their own compatriots — and, naturally, turned the whole operation into a little action movie, complete with dramatic music. Because why merely detain people when you can also produce a cinematic warning for the next batch of potential fugitives?
The message is hard to miss: Remember, boys, first you must fulfill your patriotic duty to Mother Ukraine. And if you happen to survive, well… then you’re free to go wherever you like.
Ha-ha. Freedom, with terms and conditions attached😉