The Right's argument is that good government can't work. Their proof is to sabotage any good government that does work.

I’m loving the “well akshually he didn’t REALLY mean let Iran take out Los Angeles and San Diego” excuses today. Cool. Explain the assholes in the crowd who thought it was fucking hilarious. Deplorables wasn’t strong enough.

Fun Fact: More women have credibly accused Donald Trump of sexual assault than non-citizens have voted in federal elections

San Diego is not collateral damage. We are not expendable. And we are never a "small price to pay." Keep our city out of your reckless war talk.

I’m all for teams doing whatever they fan to create a home field advantage, but the Brewers putting an ad behind home plate promoting a website telling fans to boo the Padres’ starting pitcher is a little classless imo

Senator Schmitt-Head, "I'd like to solve it. The Atlanta Hawks"

Eric Schmitt: “did you in fact prove that Donald Trump instigated the violence that occurred on January 6th, 2021?” Jack Smith “no that was… oh wait, yeah that was me.”

Eric Schmitt: “Did you or did you not say that you will make Pete Hegseth throw up, give him a stinking headache and take away his capacity to walk?” Jack Smith: “That was Jack Daniel's.”

Schmitt: Isn't it true that you are the sum total of my accomplishments as a US Senator? Jack Smith: Sir, that is Jack Shit

Ok, now that’s funny!

We are to keep mocking this man. Make him the poster-board child of incompetence on the right.

Eric Schmitt: “Did you or did you not get into one little fight and your mother got scared, so she sent you to live with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air?” Jack Smith: “That was Will Smith.”

Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not slap Chris Rock on stage at the Academy Awards on March 07, 2022?" Jack Smith: "That was Will Smith."

"What if I told you I have photos of you as the pirate captain of the Black Pearl" "Sir I believe that was Jack Sparrow"

Schmitt: Did you or did you not, in fact, jump over a candle stick? Jack Smith: You're thinking of Jack B. Nimble

Eric Schmitt: “Did you or did you not, in or around 1984, not only deduce that Soviet Navy Captain Marko Ramius planned to defect to the United States, but also lead the mission that took possession of his submarine, the Red October?” Jack Smith: “That was Jack Ryan.”

Eric Schmitt: "Did you or did you not fall in love with a Native American woman who could talk to willow trees and paint with all the colors of the wind?" Jack Smith: "That was John Smith."

Yesterday Jack Smith was the target. Today the #wsj reports it’s me and my #Watergate colleagues from 50 years ago. For doing our job investigating facts and applying the law. Hope I behave as admirably as Smith if I’m subpoenaed. Join me and former Judiciary Cmtee member Elizabeth Holtzman with @velshi.com on @11thhourmsnow.bsky.social to discuss all this.

.@SenEricSchmitt Senator Eric Schmidt is this guy ⬇️ Prove me wrong.

Hey Senator @Eric_Schmitt — I love Caitlin Clark but never saw her or Jack Smith at an Atlanta Hawks game.

Why did @bennyjohnson delete this?