cooking: southern raised, you bet!
whistle: can't
draw: I tattoo for a living
paint: I sell my paintings
swim: I'm no Michael Phelps
english: not the queen's english
dance: when drunk
sing: no
drive: bikes! and a car
write: jokes n scripts
play guitar: no
public speaking: former standup comic
am i capable?
cooking: actually pretty good
whistle: yup
draw: I have an art degree
paint: see above
swim: passed SF swim test
english: obviously
dance: only when I was stripping
sing: no
drive: multiple qualifications
write: published
play guitar: no
public speaking: fair
Men, do you suffer from depression, a crippling addiction to energy drinks or vapes, owning an expansive niche collection of items, or playing as a girl character in Super Smash Bros?
If so, ask your doctor if estrogen is right for you.
They've recalled sugar, spice, and everything nice. Can't even have the mothafukn' Powerpuff Girls under this shit ass administration, but considering the files, that's probably for the best.
This is a long shot but can everyone reading this PLEASE reply with your favorite picture of yourself? Doesn’t matter what kind of picture, just quote, reply whatever
Man I love and hate nights like tonight where the universe just beams an entire joke into what's left of my brain and I'm crying laughing that I can never in a million years share it with y'all because I don't wanna get cancelled again again.
Haircuts are gender affirming care, manicures are gender affirming care, rubbing a solution all over to remove unwanted body hair is gender affirming Nair.
Having a Nikon P1000 with the 125x zoom is fun because you can be taking pictures of the mountains in Golden and then zoom way in and see a dude on top of the mountain with his rock hard dick out.