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I have been trying to riff with Barack Obama in his replies for twelve years
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AI has become so advanced in recent years that we could theoretically design a bot that could post all of Qui Gon Jinn’s lines in succession. Of course the bot would occasionally tweet in Japanese.
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Your honor, before we begin, I would like to bestow you with this brand new 42 inch Roku Smart TV as a token of my appreciation
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Yeah Mike Pence may have a fly on his head, but at least he doesn’t make love to a damn couch! #politics
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Integrity Guy retweeted
so I guess in a housing crisis, Drake is doing... something? And you're, doing? Nothing? Okay, just checking. Less than Drake. Okay.
Pinkchyu and the Goth House girls show off the $9 MILLION mansion that Drake bought for them to turn into the GOTH House, revealing that all four of them will be dropping content together.
“Goth girls do it better, so Drake put us in a goth house. He loves us.”
Community note
Drake promised to buy Pinkchyu's mother a house (still in progress per her Sept 2026 comments) not a $9M mansion for her and any "Goth House girls." The video misrepresents events with no supporting reports or statements from those involved.
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It’s funny that the platform that’s spent half a decade transforming itself into a Nazi indoctrination machine has suddenly decided it should also be the #1 website for NFL news and commentary.
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I like when lil Wayne says shit like “I wanna fuck a big ass, with my penis / I got butts in my head, like Beavis
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The shit I’m doing during the exact moment my boss decides to check in on me
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Integrity Guy retweeted
The world famous “Girl Who Is Going To Be Okay” has died.
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[Good Mornin’, from Singin’ in the Rain] Earth Rider, Earth Riiiider / it’s great you made those lakes / Earth Rider, Earth Rider / Thank you
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Look at this: 📉 See? Everything is fine.
this talk of “running out” of diesel is THE madness. the U.S. is sitting on 4.08 BILLION gallons of (<15ppm) distillates today, which is up from 4.05 billion a wk ago. just bc a few stations have issues does not mean a nationwide crisis is brewing. now sit down & relax plz.
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Yeah AI is horrible. I only ever use it for making hundreds of fantasy Club Random episodes
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