Homosexual Arkansan with degrees in English and law
Arkansas, USA
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🎶Jolene Jolene Jolene JoLEEENE! I'm begging of you please don't take my ham!🎶
J w/ mouth full of meat: fuck off, nerd.
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Free pizza in the cafeteria if you elect me student body president
BREAKING: President Trump says he will now give a $5,000 “Trump Dividend” to every US citizen if Republicans win the midterms, rather than just US adults.
On September 9th, President Trump said that only US adults would qualify for the $5,000 payment.
There are ~316 million US citizens, meaning the payments would total ~$1.58 trillion.
That is +$350 billion more than the previous proposal.
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The Catholic Church when Anthropic tries to start a metaphysical debate:
Note well, apparently Anthropic tried very hard to get the Vatican to alter the text of "Magnifica Humanitas" just prior to its release so that it would not deny AI personhood.
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My head cannon is that they are acting in the reboot because they graduated Acme Loo and are now professionals
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Cock ale was a popular drink in the 17th and 18th centuries, combining the flavours of beer and chicken soup. The recipe called for ‘ten gallons of ale and a large cock, the older the better’.
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My husband and I are having an array of blue cheeses for dinner while watching Buffy and Angel. I do not believe it is physically possible for us to be gayer.
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Nobody painted moonlight like John Atkinson Grimshaw.
Nobody.
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something about frodo packing for his first adventure is so cute like yes sweetie bring your loaf of bread and two apples
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when he dies I just hope they have the integrity to play Memory from Cats instead of like, hail to the chief or taps or whatever. I hope its an entirely broadwayslop funeral.
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They were surprised to learn that there was no life saving equipment in the… EXECUTION ROOM
There was no medical oxygen or mask in the execution chamber where Tennessee tried and failed to kill convicted murderer Christa Pike, which meant staff had to go and get it when things went wrong, according to a source who witnessed what happened. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/-me…
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in 1930, william haines was hollywood's number-one box office star. he was also openly gay and living with his boyfriend, jimmie shields.
then everything changed when mgm's louis b. mayer gave haines an ultimatum - either enter a sham marriage with a woman or lose his career. haines refused, left the studio and reinvented himself as one of hollywood's most sought-after interior designers.
he and shields stayed together for 47 years. crawford once called them "the happiest married couple in hollywood."
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The first city on Mars will feel like the Gaylord Opryland Resort in Nashville
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I’d never let my kid forgot “the day you were born you were already causing a scene”
My youngest daughter was less than 8 hours old and caused the full lockdown of our hospital 😂
Apparently if they kick off the little ankle monitors it locks down all the elevators and doors and sends a ton of people running around everywhere and security is sent to your room.
Good to know.
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