iM a pArOdy | @hellojintao’s official translator (ancient mandarin)

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Lisan al-Gaib!
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Cant believe Jintao sold the bottom
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Guy who is long bonds, short gold and risk
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This chinese jelly is really tight bro You should try it
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Daily Brandon "BINO" Ukraine -appreciation post. "I own ZERO crypto"
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Can Jintao please stop selling Rivian so we can go up? Thanks!
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Listen you either tap in or tap out mi amigo
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Its a computer that internets, on top of that you have a protocol Gazillions
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If @hellojintao was my son Id probably name him Giorgio and have him sleep in a damn henhouse
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Latest Jintao stream was wild af sheesh
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Daily Brandon ”Buckle Up” Ukraine appreciation post 🙏
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Daily Carter ”Brandon Ukraine” West appreciation post Bless his bearish soul 🙏
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Jintao to host RIVN podcast with Trump - ”Its yuge, possibly the largest pump and dump we’ve ever done - a fine transgender that Jintao” Trump says - South China Morning
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Daily Carter’s Outlook (100millie hedge fund) Ukraine appreciation post 🙏
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Cardboard box chart, cardboard prices statistics, cardboard vs debt market charts, burlap international pricing historical chart, burlap cardboard index charts
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Let me call my quant The quant:
my thoughts on the crypto clarity act:
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Damn they doxxed @hellojintao
my thoughts on the crypto clarity act:
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Like youre probably just too stupid to understand that markets will essentially just reprice to zero and you’ll be having sex with jars of jelly at the underpass near your uncles upgraded mansion
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Back in the golden days of crypto there were afterstreams for afterstreams of Brandons market talks lmaoo oh man I miss that I really do
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