primarily described as a gainfully employed, unfortunately observant, and an emotionally diversified story teller who lives in Miami.

Brickell, Miami, FL
only quoting this so I can pin
I don’t care how old Dolly Parton is I would suck those tits dry
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Brickell Finance Guy retweeted
club space @ 5am is electric cc: @blond_ish
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normalize simpathizing with baddies. they have it tough
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came to space for @blond_ish and she’s- wait.. is that fucking @DancingEddie_
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didnt know what a crypto was until now.
polymarket sued - what does it mean nitter.net/i/broadcasts/1kJzDPNnN…
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Brickell Finance Guy retweeted
polymarket sued - what does it mean nitter.net/i/broadcasts/1kJzDPNnN…
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thats a dirty rock, woman
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shareholder value = minimized my fantasy football league = terrorized
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rare in office day and eileen’s skirt would warrant a demerit in hs. half-mast.
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this the 42g of protein vanilla core power tiddy
🚨Here we go folks🚨 Testing just how down bad men on dating apps really are… We made Raquel heavier (allegedly), her bio is demanding a 6’0+, jacked, rich man. Cause that’s what they think they can get! How many dudes are still swiping right? The experiment begins.
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full confidence mintzy was on the toilet cranking hog with the shower on from 10:06 - 10:23
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: The Mintzy Shower Experience (Featuring no music, noises, music, no music, and reciting the best lines from a video he just made)
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if anyone knows marley tipper, i’d love for you to let her know that i’d like to marry her. thanks in advance
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so much pollen in NYC it barely fits on a house key
First NYC bagel
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me from bucks county pennsylvania once i moved to miami
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12:40 - just got out of work everyone complains about 15hr days but it’s really not so bad if you just like what you’re doing shrug
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can someone ask @lenatheplug if she wants to go to trivia at tacombi with me tonight
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Brickell Finance Guy retweeted
I worked at Target in 2006 and 2007 and got a “morning shoutout” for reorganizing the electronics section so jokes on you pal.
Replying to @Return_Of_RB
It doesn’t. You’re a piece of shit human and deserve nothing but the worst. You couldn’t hold a job at Walmart, not sure how you got so lucky riding coattails with absolutely no talent
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never seen a PSA 34H before
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me posting a banger and getting 0 likes
my new name slime burger
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drake is a sick pervert. dude gets his rocks off blue balling the world with a new project and now i’m fighting off stray porn reels on x just to find the clips. this new goth baddie has him way too committed to satanism. nitter.net/DrakeDirect/status/210…
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look at the 2nd cube. these kids are chainsmoking rubik’s cubes between runs. give it 12 years before marlboro sponsors the circuit.
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