You start posting because you enjoy it. Then one day you're checking : 500K ? OCRP ? How much more? Still not enough? Broken 💔 Try Again 😭 X payout 😭💔 You now have a second job called counting impressions 😂

Blue tick under review 😭

Life is teaching me that some people only value your presence after they lose access to you.

WiFi works perfectly all day. The moment you actually need it.. "Connected. No internet." 😭 Technology knows when you're in a hurry.

Your phone battery reaches 5% Suddenly every app becomes important. You close Twitter X You close Instagram. You stop watching YouTube. You even lower the brightness. Apparently, 5% battery can teach discipline better than motivation.

As a kid, weekend meant: No school. TV. Foods. Playing cricket. As an adult, weekend means: Laundry. Cleaning. Grocery shopping. Preparing for Monday. Nobody warned us about this upgrade 😭

Sometimes you don't need a plan for the day. Just look up 💙 The sky is doing its thing and somehow that makes everything feel a little less serious ☁️💙

X gifted me a surprise yesterday 😂 Renewed my X Premium and expected ₹427 (website) But it showed ₹213.50 😭 Not complaining though. Sometimes X really knows how to surprise you 💙

Indian marriage profiles now ask about: Career. Salary Lifestyle, Past affairs Smoking, Drinking Children, Joint family Pets, Gardening Food habits, Cooking We have become extremely good at checking compatibility on paper. But the hardest question is still: "How does this person behave when life doesn't go their way or when Angry?"

Nothing urgent here. A vast blue sky Just a pond Some fields A little breeze Fresh air And a morning that isn't asking me to hurry. Maybe that's enough 💙 ☕

₹2,700 for a cancer medicine, but an MRP of ₹27,000? That’s a 10x difference The issue came up before the Supreme Court during a hearing on cancer drug pricing If the retailer gets the medicine for ₹2,700, why is the MRP ₹27,000? The Supreme Court questioned how such a huge price gap can exist for an essential medicine For a cancer patient, this isn’t just a price tag It can become a huge financial burden when treatment is already expensive

I opened my old gallery today.. Half the photos are blurry, badly framed, or completely useless 😂 But somehow, those are the ones I don't want to delete.

Life can be stressful, but don't panic 😂 Just lie down like me, scroll X and watch some orginal content... The problems aren't going anywhere, deal with them later 😂

Indian internet has one superpower : Screenshots. Delete the post? Screenshot. Edit the message? Screenshot. “I never said that.” Screenshot 💀 😂

When you're single at 25, relatives ask, "Why aren't you married yet?" 😭 When you're married at 25, they ask, "Why did you marry so early?" 😂 Apparently, the correct age is whatever they decide.