Sun Tzu
@ItsChanzu

Things that matter the most shouldn't be at the mercy of those that matter the least. OVO🦉

 Nairobi
Joined August 2011
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Sun Tzu
@ItsChanzu
Feb 14
Jacob on his way to steal Esau's blessings.
Pop Crave
@PopCrave
Feb 14
Drake in new photo.
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This guy usually tweets like how the mushy, brown part of a banana tastes like.
Saddam
@Saddam_KE
8 Jul 2022
They made Monday a public holiday? Unnecessary. Eid is Saturday. Smh
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NEIGHBOr🏆@Jiirani
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Question ~ During the CHAN tournament, I was buying tickets at 200 Ksh and hoarding them @ 1000 Ksh. Who am I? Discuss.
Tross@TrossOtieno
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We created FootballKE What has EPL fans created? Discuss .
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😂😂😂 Na iwe funzo.
𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔
@iamjoseh_
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Tangu muwache kuchipo wamama kwa club siku hizi hamuekewi mchele. Coincidence?
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Jaayy
@Jaayymygf
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Gunna is a better artist and rapper than Lil Durk and Lil Baby.
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"Huh?"
THE SEASON
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This guy is clueless, how did he ended up winning Champions league?!! South Africa conned us here. Bro resign!!!
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Now release the undeniably good DJs list. Kuna mtu sijaona hapa 😂
SHIMZA
@Shimza01
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Ranked #75 in the world 🙏🏾❤️🥹 Thank you ❤️🙏🏾 #Top100Djs
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Kama Football KE wanataka tuwatolee kofia waende wapige Benny McCarthy. Ethical hooliganism.
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WIG@neon370828
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" You have been senteced to death by electrocution" Nigerians :👇
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😂 We pitiad there last friday and got a section. Kidogo waitress anatwambia pahali tumeketi lazima tununue pombe ya 15k and above 😭 Don Juju zilikua zilikua zinaonja kama karubu . Nice place though na wasichana pia wanadance 🫡
Owichezzz
@PiocheBrio
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How is Covo NBO?
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On a rainy day labda ninunue tu umbrella 😭😭
Nimo Kilonzo ♓️
@kilonzoNice
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Today I did a post on rainy day funds. Then my car decided to demonstrate 😭 Steering rack 65K, brake pads 25K, two CV boots 7K, labour and alignment 25K. KSh 122,000 gone in one day. Adulting has no respect for your budget. Chesaa
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Ukienda date ukiwa umevaa jersey ya team za Europe alafu upatane na vijana wa Football KE 😂
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No news is good news.
Ole Teya
@TeyaKevin
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You people seem to only show up when there is something negative to highlight, using it as an opportunity to bash and discredit the entire league. There are genuine challenges in our football, but there are also many positives and good stories. Give those the same attention.
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@jonahcelona
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your wife vs your homeboy during your funeral
👩🏻‍🎓@aranalvarez_
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this is killing me
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Blessed😈
@Blessedonx1
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Cracking a 10 in honor of Leo Messi by 10 p.m. today.
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Niliwaulizwa, what's my pet peeve nikasema i prefer Rottweilers
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He was in government & opposition at the same time 😂😂😂
David Macharia@DavidMachariaII
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Schrodinger's Odinga.
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SUE🕸@the_nimoh
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A friend introduced me to someone. We linked, been weeks. Nikama ameona it should’ve been her or something 😂 Juu why does she call to tell me “Btw that guy nikama amerudiana na ex wake, usiseme I didn’t warn you” 😂😂 fear women
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JT
@jiratickets
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just a coupla dudes havin fun writing code completely unaware they’re about to abolish the concept of labor for an entire generation of attractive women
a16z
@a16z
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Instagram turns 16 today
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