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I was at a virtual Parent Townhall yesterday after school. It was grade-level so it’s about 150 kids. 17 parents were there
Folks listen to podcasts with their ear thingies but can’t hop on the parent townhall
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A completely black king penguin, one of the rarest colour mutations ever seen in the wild, was photographed among a colony on South Georgia Island
Partial melanism is thought to affect around 1 in 250,000 penguins, and a fully black one is even rarer
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the girl i wanted to exploit wont work 😭😭😭😭😭fuck i wish there was an easier way to find someone to take care of my kids 😭😭😭😭😭 mannnn mannnn
One of the moms in my twin group is slowly starting to realize that getting an au pair is just an immigration scam. She goes through all the work to find one and get her a visa then the girls refuse to work full time or actually do their jobs. They spend all of their free time..
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So her husband a trick but stingy with her? Okay.
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does anybody else remember learning that the USA was a melting pot or was that just me
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Breaking down on Suitland parkway gotta be so embarrassing because everybody be mad at you lmao
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Cornell getting dropped from the Ivy League is music to my earssssssssssss
Community note
Cornell remains one of the eight Ivy League member schools with ongoing athletic participation and no announcements or reports of removal.
admissions.cornell.edu/policies/joint…
ivyleague.com/schedule.aspx?…
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Everybody eats with me. I was unemployed for MONTHS and was still having my friends over for dinner and they also helped me when they can. Life is beautiful and needs reciprocity. That’s what genuine friendship is about.
being on Savannah side is rooted in thinking you’ll be a billionaire one day, cool I guess but to me its a minor example of how egregiously selfish and ugly you have to be in order to accumulate a B, that you arent generous enough for ur BEST friend to fly in first class with you
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why did savannah start that podcast? nothing good has come from her opening her mouth 😭
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JUST IN: Mexico’s National Guard introduces its newest recruit, a 15-pound Chihuahua equipped with tactical gear & trained for search-and-rescue missions.
Community note
Comando the Chihuahua was adopted from elderly owners and primarily serves in community outreach and social proximity programs rather than operational search-and-rescue missions like the National Guard's other dogs.
reuters.com/world/americas…
bunko.pet/lifestyle/coma…
vt.tiktok.com/ZSbSMtyWG/
gob.mx/guardianaciona…
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I think Savannah should've stayed a beautiful mystery
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Males have got to stop stalking a woman at the gas station after she paid for her gas asking does she want it to be pumped for her. You are not an nj attendant. Pls gtf.
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