The Florida Man
@ItsTheFLMan

Funny memes and shirts. Hit the link for my merch.

 Florida, USA
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Joined April 2011
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Peace is just low expectations with a label.
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Service starts at 5. Mentally they left at 4:55.
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Juice-box holder energy.
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Hold my poodle!
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We ain’t the same. One of us learned physics from a can.
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My soul filed a complaint and got ignored.
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Climbed the ladder. The bill was already at the top.
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Line moved. Her attention did not.
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Mail got delivered. So did a declaration of war.
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Georgie wanted a boat. Customer service had a different float.
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When someone doesn’t like my memes.
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Not a plan. Just a shift thought. Mentally already in the parking lot.
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Groceries. The answer is groceries.
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Emotional support was the intermission. This is the second act.
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Productivity is a trap. The reward is his stack.
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Very specific dietary requirements.
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The list started in July.
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Game was weak. Upload speed was not.
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The Pebble.
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Fine is a full-time job.
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