Uber passenger: "Love your Tesla. But how often do you have to find a place to charge it?" Me: "I never have to find any place, I don't use public chargers. I charge out of my garage wall, just like you do your iPhone at home." Uber passenger: "Well how much does that increase your power bill?" Me: "I don't know, how much does your iPhone increase your power bill? Uber passenger: "Uhhhhhh, well, I don't know." Me: "Yeah, me neither. It's that negligible and unimportant." Uber passenger: "Ok, but what about battery fires? I know they catch fire all the time. How many batteries have you gone through?" Me: "12"

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You can tell mid-terms are starting to heat up when you get slimy text messages like this. Just an FYI to the Texas Republican Party running these ads: the dude is an oil and gas investment banker whose firm put his ownership interest in a trust, and that trust has interests with many international banks such as HSBC, which is not a CCP-controlled bank. There are tons of 401Ks, 403Bs and other investment vehicles all around the US with very small amounts of ADRs in Hong Kong-based banks as part of their money market funding. Nearly all large multi-national companies do this. Dan Crenshaw lost the local Republican primary to the dude whose supporters sent out this fictitious ad about Shaun. Dan wasn't far enough to the right. I was on a Space the other day where someone who was clearly off his meds was saying something about Texas going blue, and I nearly spit out my coffee. Here is exhibit #945 of how he is not just wrong, but that he has absolutely no clue about Texas outside the shelter he's hanging out in downtown Austin. But more importantly, Shaun is a good family man, and has been a mainstay in the Houston oil and gas industry for over 30 years, helping put together more deals in the oil patch than just about anyone. If THAT guy is a CCP communist, then brother we have problems. I don't know much about the guy running against Shaun, but the Texas Republican Party may want to reign him in a bit. This makes him look like a complete idiot.

One of the greatest to ever take the mound. And all love from Houston on your special day. We will always remember how you lifted our city up after Hurricane Harvey, from the top of that mound. One of the GOATs for sure. ❤️

Johnny Cash would be proud. Of the song, not sure about the cowboy hat 😂

Meta US downloads post-launch for Muse.

Brand new Model YL’s are being delivered to customers with FSD v14.3.10

What I have seen on the internet in the past month or so. For me the first is informational, but the latter is the signal. 1. Tesla -- Really smart tech nerds, Tesla bears and Tesla bulls nitpicking every aspect of Tesla Robotaxi. -- 21 year old hot college girls with millions of Tik Tok followers riding in a Cybercab or a Tesla with FSD while wearing a push up bra (or no bra) and short shorts. 2. Meta -- Really smart tech nerds, AI bears and Tesla bulls making fun of Zuck -- Your landscaper using Muse to run part of his business 3. SpaceX -- Really smart tech nerds, bears and bulls on X talking about PE ratios and heating from solar panels -- Normies getting on their United flight from Chicago to Denver and posting that they actually wanted the plane to slow down on it's taxi to the gate so they could finish their Netflix show.

Cybercab not only passed the wife test, it blew it out of the water. I think she wants to order one of these more than I do now. Great work @Tesla @EricETesla @yunta_tsai

Cybercab is simply perfect.

Gavin Newsom finally admits closing beaches during COVID was “insane,” and Bill Maher says he should have figured that out WHEN IT MATTERED! He adds Newsom's COVID rules were the exact OPPOSITE of what should have been done. Closing beaches was just the start: • Banned singing at church • Banned indoor church services until the Supreme Court stepped in • Shut down Bible studies in private homes until the Supreme Court blocked it • Rammed through the country's first COVID vaccine mandates for kids • Told diners to keep their masks on “in between bites” • Signed a law letting the state punish doctors for COVID “misinformation” • Dined at the French Laundry while telling Californians to stay home • Sent his own kids back to in-person private school while public schools stayed closed Gavin forced COVID hell on everyone, got “The Science” all wrong, and didn’t even follow his own rules… “Insane” in hindsight doesn’t quite cover it.

More and more evidence continues to pop up that FSD has become a material driver of Tesla sales in North America.

The couple's car keys.

Word of mouth!

Single stupidest thing I’ve seen on the internet today. And I watch old WCW wrestling promos, so that’s saying a lot. Trump is acting like he went to war college at Devry, Class of February.

I've created a new Grok Bot Tutorial template for anyone new to Grok @Bot. This hands-on course includes 20 lessons. It walks you through every feature step by step, with real exercises and tips so you get the most out of Grok Bot. Download: x.ai/bot/VBmzZaD3abMPl53kwWu… The 20 lessons: 1) Talking to your assistant 2) Files, images, and voice 3) Research & writing 4) Connecting your apps 5) Calendar and scheduling 6) My own computer & browser 7) Working on your own computer 8) Routines 9) Staying in control 10) Privacy and security 11) Memory and preferences 12) Skills 13) Showing it how to do something 14) A team of assistants 15) Sharing and templates 16) Customizing, and fixing things 17) Using it for your job or business 18) Travel and everyday errands 19) Money and finances 20) Buying things for you

I can 100% guarantee you this guy tips his Uber driver.

Hands free in the new 2026 Genesis GV80 S/O @grantbelden for the ADAS suggestion this week

Tesla FSD makes this irrelevant. You can get in your Tesla in Nashville, not worry about the traffic, and be in Knoxville nice and rested in order to take your ass whoopin' from Texas.

On the ground journalism from China about their EV market. This may be some of the most important journalism we need over the coming years.