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United employees forced a 25 year old woman to return to her seat next to a man who was masturbating because the flight was full. After landing, the airline told the woman it was her responsibility to contact police and gave her a $100 travel credit.
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Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible. - @nbcselected nbcnews.com/select/shopping/…
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My big cousin played this shit in his car summer 08 and I was like “ayo who df is this?”
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#Bears coach Ben Johnson says he does not know who the starting QB will be Monday night.
Case Keenum is QB1 for today's practice.
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Before HDMI cords we had to match the colors to the tv like we were defusing a bomb lmfaoooo
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Cam’ron and Ma$e couldn’t stop LAUGHING after Ma$e confronted him over his “I’M THE MEAT MARKET” lyrics, so Cam FIRED BACK by pulling up an old video of Diddy looking at Ma$e’s BUTT 😭💀
“What was Puff looking at?” 🤣
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Caleb Williams on Monday against the Eagles:
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