santos-inistas@JDabknee

poisson process princess | single and tall

Joined January 2021
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POV: you are my check engine light
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Reading “Powerbroker” on the blue line
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ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby
10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Happy Halloween week
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Watching Brazil re-elect their elderly center-left incumbent President over a far right lunatic
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Politics & Poll Tracker 📡
@PollTracker2024
Oct 26
I think this is Trump’s longest Truth Social post ever written.
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Straight couple, 2026: “hi!! we both have jobs and try to divide housework evenly” Gay couple, 2026: “this is my bitch-wife. She does not leave the house and will not speak unless spoken to.”
BlondHimbo
@BlondHimboBoyy
Oct 25
I like bottoms with a trad-wife fantasy.
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i just wanna work at Walgreens bro 😭😭
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showing my wife i love her by posting her on main with a gun pointed directly at her face
Congressman Troy Downing
@RepTroyDowning
Oct 24
Knocked them down today with my beautiful wife Heather! Happy opening day and good luck during rifle season Montanans.
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T@HappinessHitHim
Oct 23
New York the only place in the world where you will legitimately need four Halloween costumes
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my abs show through this shirt can i be annoying for a second
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Irulan wears increasingly restrictive armor as Paul’s future becomes more certain!! She would never wear mail panties, it wouldn’t make sense!!
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(op looks very handsome and the chain mail is really handsome though)
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happy tasteless halloween
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people’s attentions spans are too short for tv shows so they watch podcasts from the only remaining recurring media characters in their lives: porn stars
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he’s hot but if you listen to a porn podcast we probably just have to put you down
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> gay guy that can’t get along with other gay guys > go on dates with women > have generally rancid vibes Be Morrissey, pic unrelated
jham@bohojham
Oct 22
my friend (who’s a straight woman) coming across this guy on hinge 😭
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Lindsey Graham reportedly caught cheating with gay male onlyfans creator “GayGuyNick”.
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Kareem Rifai 🌐
@KareemRifai
Oct 22
Lindsey Graham was routinely hiring male sex workers while handling extremely sensitive national security material. Including a minor, whose story is detailed here for the first time. Meanwhile, his sister Darline runs on his name while campaigning on anti-LGBT rhetoric.
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Pop Base
@PopBase
Oct 22
‘HEATED RIVALRY’ will be released in theaters November 6-30, with three paired screenings. • Episodes 1 & 2 • Episodes 3 & 4 • Episodes 5 & 6 (variety.com/2026/tv/columns/…)
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