Dear Candysloppers, Stop abusing the Community Notes. Thanks, Everyone

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🚨 President Trump just WENT OFF on Merrick Garland and the Biden DOJ for TRACKING Melania and his then-minor son Barron People should be LOCKED UP over this! "They were tracking my wife, my son... They did a raid on Mar A Lago. They did things to people that were associated with us that NOBODY should have been able to do." "These were bad people. These are bad, SICK people, actually. VERY sick people. DERANGED!"

Had Hamas chosen to not be terrorists, chosen not to wage jihad on its neighbor for two decades, and chosen to not launch a brutal attack on October 7th, we wouldn't be having this discussion. But Hamas and the people who elected them to run Gaza didn't choose that.

calling people con artists when you’re conning people is so funny

Only in the fevered imaginations of the CandyO cult clowns.

holding your breath this long is fatal

Now I knew that this dusty, crusty trash bag was going to make herself a little video in response. I would have expected some mascara tho. At least.

I don't think snark serves you so well. Now, prove you don't have multiple nannies or we will remove the snark and take you at your word.

Who is the best person willing to defend the War in Iran at this point? I thought Dersh might be the debate, but he just refused to defend it. Is there even anyone left?

I'll debate you if you're not too chicken sh*t. I support the war in Iran. -- Eric Dondero, Fmr. Senior Aide, US Rep. Ron Paul (R-TX) 1996-2003, US Navy Veteran 1981-85

We tracked down the 8th Cornell guy for his side of the story. He mostly wanted ketamine.

I’m a gay conservative because my party has: No Fatties No Trannies No Beardos No Wierdos No Wimps No Radicals Just warriors. 👊🏽🥷🏼

🇺🇸 The rules of the old world are dead! Clavicular, aka Mr face-bone-smasher himself, just demonstrated what could happen if you drop your 'intimate measurements' before your name in a cold approach. This is a part of his 'look maxxing' camp, designed to 'educate' young men on the future of dating. Writer: Mhedi

I’m just here for the dancing. Ugh Clav is so boring. Do women really want boring, self interested, pretty men? The girls can drama-maxxxxxxxx when the guy just isn’t that into her? (No shade to this lady- I’m sure it’s a bit & no shade to Clav who found a comfy uterus-like niche for his bag) yeah we are cooked like a fried egg on a Vegas sidewalk.

BREAKING: Trump suggests Iran should go ahead and bomb US cities, saying "With the war, it's just artificial. It's a small price to pay... They can take out a city. Let 'em take out Los Angeles, let 'em take out San Diego. This is a very small price to pay."

You don’t agree that paying slightly more for gas is worth it to prevent millions from dying? You TDS’ers are insane.

Big fan of Erika Kirk reads her Vanity Fair spread...

LOL... Charlie is alive and well, trust me. Follow the clues dummie!

🚨 HE'S HOME! President Trump has LANDED on the White House's new helipad, and de-boarded Marine One This is about to become a REGULAR scene, as 47 will be flying on and off the helipad over the next 30 days to campaign to SAVE our country. GOD BLESS AMERICA! 🇺🇸

If I have sex with the same guy for 20 times what will be my body count?

Take your age, multiply it by 2, and add 40. Thats the youngest age you should date

it said MULTIPLY IT BY 2

20/2 +7 means 17...that's the thing.

You're eating out and the bill is $74 - what are you tipping? Be honest, I'm trying to prove a point.

I'd forgotten what that was, thanks! Then again, wouldn't the rule work for anyone 22 and up? Age of consent in the US being 18 and all, reverse-engineering it leaves 22.