Just a hot dog. The only thing to fear is fear it’s self, and Joey Chestnut. Army Vet 1997-2018.

Is Michael Penix suddenly good, or is the Green Bay defense just that bad this year?
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This “iced coffee thing” is just Millenials complaining about Gen Z the way Boomers used to complain about them. As Gen X I’m here for it all over again. Ha ha
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It’s been less than one day and the @POTUS withdrawal is hitting NBC News really hard.
Keeping your fridge and freezer closed is the best way to keep food fresh for as long as possible. - @nbcselected nbcnews.com/select/shopping/…
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We are getting ready to reject Indian H1B visas so hard India is going to have to invent a new caste level for the scammers and thieves that tried to come to the west. They already have the “Dalit” the “untouchables” well they can call these the Unfuckables. Be done with it. End their bloodlines completely. End the program and send them home to their fates.
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I’d like to announce that I am also suing the Trump administration for White House press access. I will also be retroactively suing the Biden administration as they would have surly denied my access.
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Jayden Daniels is no Bo Nix or Caleb Williams. There are levels to this. He had a great rookie year. Unless he steps up his game, it’s over. No more ranking him above those two.
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Jim Harbaugh looks exactly like Marty Shottenheimer. May the chargers curse continue.
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Everyone who said Drake Maye was better than Bo Nix, he is out there getting cooked by Drew Lock. 😂
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Odds on the New England trying to trade Lock for Maye after this game?
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Trans surgeries are a lie. They can’t make a wang, if they could, they would be making all the dinky dongs bigger. The money wouldn’t be in the frankenweiners, it would be every dude on earth lining up for an 8” pajama python.
🚨😱43-year-old influencer flies to Thailand for a bigger 🍆 penis. Gets 40ml of filler injected. 💉 Goes for a massage with his wife. Chest pain. Passes out twice. Dead by morning. Coroner: pulmonary embolism caused by the procedure. The filler was in his lungs. 🫁 He had 185k followers, a $1.1M house, and they buried him in a $745,000 gold coffin.
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Every defense for Lindsay Clancy would apply to a pedophile. “Their mental health forced them to do it.” They would be pedo-protectors as much as they are child killer protectors.
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Here are the organizing groups of todays violent student riot in Denver Colorado. #copolitics
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AOC was just freezing her eggs. What happens if she gets elected, pregnant, has a baby, gets postpartum psychosis and decides to Lindsey Clancy her ex with nuclear weapons? Repeal the 19th and remove all women from any position of power!
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Never RT'd a video so fast in my life
Being a Man on The Lindsay Clancy Jury
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Replying to @YourAnonNews
It looks pretty good for being hit by four ballistic missiles in March, multiple drone strikes, being rendered inoperable and listing severely by the IRGC and having been sunk on multiple occasions according to social media accounts!
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Every dad, every man should read Patrick Clancy’s 911 call transcript. Dawson was his first son. The first son to a father is an incredible bond that only God can accurately explain. My gut is wrenching and I cannot stop thinking about it. 𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: My wife tried to commit suicide.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Stay awake. How old is she?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 31–33.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she awake?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yes.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she breathing?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Yeah. Lindsay, what did you do to your neck? She’s talking.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: When did this happen?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Last half hour.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: How far did she fall?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: 20 feet.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is she responding normally?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: A little bit. Wake up!
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What part of the body was injured?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Her neck. She’s breathing. Lindsay, look at me. Look at me.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Are there weapons?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I don’t see any. Where are the kids?
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Do not move her.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Open your eyes. Lindsay, look at me. Open your eyes. Say my name.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: I’m going to tell you how to stop the bleeding.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: It’s not really bleeding… open wounds. She’s in the backyard.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Is there something on her neck? Can you put pressure on it?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: No. Lindsay, wake up. They’re coming. Look at me.
𝗦𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘀. First responders arrive.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: I need you to stay with her. I have to go check on my kids. 𝗜𝗻𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 / 𝗯𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁
𝗙𝗼𝗼𝘁𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗽𝘀.
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Guys? Guys?
Cora? Cora?
Dawson?
Oh no. Oh no!
Wake up!
Then screaming and gasping for an extended stretch.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: What’s going on? Hello?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Basement! Basement! Oh my God! I need help in the basement right now.
𝗗𝗶𝘀𝗽𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿: Hello? Hello?
𝗣𝗮𝘁𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗸: Dawson! My buddy! My little boy! My buddy!
AHHHHH, SHE KILLED THE KIDS!!! Oh my God!
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“Elbows up” reporter makes a complete ass of himself while also managing to embarrass the entire nation. This is so stupid it hurts.
GOING VIRAL: 🇺🇸 US admiral responds to a Global News reporter's “preposterous” notion that U.S. President Donald Trump might seek "military action" to annex Canada. “Would you ask me please, also, what my attack plans are for the martians,” said @SJPaparo.
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