Football tier list: Messi, Ronaldo ——————— Suarez, Bale, Henry, Mbappe, —————————————- Kane, Lewandowski, Benzema
Kane scores in all the games you’d expect him to but never the ones you need him most Thats what seperates him from the true greats and why he isn’t Ballon Dor worthy
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This fella isn’t handling his divorce well..
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No it’s because he is in fact a serial bottler lol
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Maybe I’m in the minority, but why would anyone’s bathroom upgrade include ripping out the bath and just having a shower?
Little upgrade I suppose
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Those pints are ENIC’s Spurs in a nutshell An expensive waste of money where we’ve tried to be clever but it’s not fit for purpose. Fills from the bottom, great, but what I look for more in a pint is for it to not leak everywhere
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All well and good, but if the right person in Iran gave the order or declared war we’d have thousands of men already here that within hours would be on the streets using knives, cars etc to kill us An Iron Done doesn’t fix that
🚨 NEW: The Tories have promised to build a £10bn Israeli-style Iron Dome called the “Britannia Shield”
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Pretty sure our own judges and lawyers would campaign against this and block it at every opportunity whilst billing us to do so
🚨 NEW: The Tories have promised to build a £10bn Israeli-style Iron Dome called the “Britannia Shield”
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Pretty obvious in 2026 that Chelsea made illicit illegal payments to “hijack” this deal It was never a level playing field, baffling Chelsea weren’t relegated, exact same as City
🚨🎙️ Willian has opened up about his failed move to #THFC back in 2013: ❌🇧🇷 “I went to London from Russia. My agent was talking to some clubs - Liverpool, Tottenham, Chelsea. My heart was always saying Chelsea but they were not sure at that moment. I wanted to live in London so I will go for Tottenham. 🤝 At the day I was supposed to sign the contract, I woke up and said to myself 'No I don't want to go to Tottenham'. I was in the car on the way to the Spurs training ground to sign the contract and I said: 'No, I don't want this. I want to go to Chelsea'.” 😬
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Rt Hon James retweeted
Government: “Please buy EVs” Public: “They’re more expensive” Government: “Sorry” China: *builds cheap EVs* Public: “Great!” *buys cheap EVs* Government: “No no, we didn’t mean for you buy cheap EVs”
🇬🇧🇨🇳 UK is preparing tariffs on Chinese Electric Vehicles to stop Beijing from flooding the British market with cheap vehicles, per The Times Britain is preparing potential tariffs on Chinese electric vehicles amid concerns that Beijing is flooding the UK market with state-subsidized cars. Business Secretary Jonathan Reynolds is drawing up the measures, with ministers considering matching the EU’s tariffs of up to 45% on Chinese EVs.
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Billing the natives to pay for new people to not integrate is a wild choice
UK hands out 1,000 hijabs to channel migrants trib.al/GcaD2DN
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If you choose to opt out of your pension whilst we all make sacrifices to pay it, you 100% shouldn’t get help later on Mine is over £500 a month, if you’re spending that leasing a BMW instead why should I give a fuck when you’re 70 and penniless
'It could cost me £10k but I need the money now': Why Gen Z are opting out of pensions bbc.in/4xXu828
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Boomer generation are completely one shotted by Martin Lewis MAXXING. Transferring the 6 figures of cash in their current account between banks to get the £100 new account bonus and then claim they are being financially savvy.
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Buying Marmoush and Savio for huge money when Doku and Semenyo are about to be available on the cheap #Spursy
BREAKING: Manchester City now has the THIRD highest chance of relegation on Kalshi. Only Hull City and Coventry City have better odds. A $100 Kalshi trade on Man City to STAY in the Premier League by season's end pays out $149.69 🤯
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List of obvious sexual predators operating in plain sight that will be outed later: Simon Cowell Keith Lemon Russel Brand David Jason Louis Walsh Paul Gascgoine Stephen Fry
Simon Cowell looks AGELESS as he shows off youthful appearance with fans saying he has found the fountain of youth
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Every 5th place side missed CL 80mil x 10 = 800mil Every side lost 1x league place per year = 1mil x 20 x 10 = 200mil Every 18th place lost 80mil going down = 80mil x 10 = 800mil Cup prize money and Europa miss out = 30mil x 10 = 300mil Make them pay £2 billion compensation
BREAKING: Premier League says Manchester City used 'sham contracts' to inflate revenues and cut costs by £900m, as club found guilty of all charges related to breaches of financial rules. news.sky.com/story/mancheste…
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Absolutely sensational, one of the best football phone ins you’ll hear
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City should go nuclear Team up with Newcastle and put £10 billion on the table to start up the super league with Madrid, Barca, PSG etc and tell the PL to go fuck itself
The Premier League has confirmed that Manchester City have been found guilty of all charges related to breaches of Premier League financial rules between 2009-10 and 2017-18. An independent Commission found that during that time period, the club arranged "sham contracts" with a number of its commercial partners, as well as "relying on sham agreements to artificially inflate the club's revenues and reduce its costs". The statement also said that City were guilty of the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate, but an exact figure was not given.
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Gareth Bale, in a class of his own
UEFA Europa League
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So they’re all in Zone 1 housing Option a)Do we think they’re earning 100k and paying rent Option b) living in social housing worth millions for free? We’re all mugs
Replying to @PolitlcsUK
They are: Male, 24, London resident of Borough of Camden, UK national Male, 24, London resident of Borough of Westminster, UK national Male, 25, London resident of Borough of Westminster, UK national Male, 23, London resident of Borough of Westminster, UK national Male, 24, London resident of Borough of Willesden, UK national
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It would genuinely be every week if our security services weren’t so good At that extent you’d consider it to be an all out war. We’re actually already at that stage, it’s just the opposition are unsophisticated and get caught 99% of the time
🚨NEWS: A 16 year old migrant in Nottingham has been arrested on terror charges, he has become the first person in UK legal history to be charged with 'misanthropy' - A hatred of humanity This is due to him having no motivating factor other than wanting to kill as many people as possible
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The 16-year-old was charged under s.5 Terrorism Act 2006 with preparing terrorist acts, not 'misanthropy' (not a UK offence); court reports cite alleged hatred of British people as a factor. nottinghampost.com/news/nottingha… nottinghampost.com/news/nottingha…
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