fo absolutely hosed me with my fianceé never get your AI to order flowers for you

And I hope K9 does it again

To survive the 2028 dead money hits, Philly will have to extend declining, unproductive players just to push the financial pain further out. This looming disaster is exactly why cap strategist Jake Rosenberg walked away. Roseman is setting up his own exit before it explodes. The fatal blow is Hurts. His $255M deal carries a catastrophic $97.5M cap hit in 2029 strictly from void years. The only way to absorb that is by adding dummy years and keeping him on the roster. Philly is financially hostage to Hurts until he is 36+ with no escape. This is the result of failed anticipation of a global recession, US national debt restructuring, global warfare, giant tech companies pulling back streaming contracts, and TV's ultimate inability to maintain the status quo. Rosenbergs exit was for nothing other than the ticking timebomb and running as far as possible to avoid the damage. He also recognized the growing business that is the NCAA and everything NIL (exactly what he's doing today)

Don’t believe the polls. There will be no blue wave. Once again, fake polling, designed, not to inform but to persuade & suppress turnout, are misleading voters. I know what I’m talking about. As a twice elected Dem governor and 3 time elected Dem Congressman, I never lost an election. Trust the people. They won’t be fooled. Collins wins in Maine, Texas & Kansas stay Republican, & El-Sayed loses in Michigan.

For clarity the Rams coaches started banging on the windows for about 30 seconds after the touchdown which then resulted in the Eagles fans turning around and chirping back

This is from the Cornell alleged rape victim's lawsuit. It says that before she arrived at the Chi Phi fraternity house on the night in question, she had "consumed about 10 standard drinks within the past 3 hours." Looking at the plaintiff's timeline, it appears nearly all of that drinking took place at her Tri-Delta sorority house. It appears she began drinking at the sorority house before she went to a bar (accompanied by the sorority's adult "house mother") where the sorority was having a party. There, even though she was underage and she was in the presence of the sorority's "sober monitors," she had one drink. Then she went to another bar where she did not have any drinks at all. Then she "stumbled alone," in the words of the lawsuit, to the Chi Phi house. The lawsuit says that in her first minutes at the fraternity house, the guy she came to see gave her a beer, danced with her for a while, and then propositioned her for a threesome. The lawsuit says, "In her drunken state, Plaintiff was incapable of consenting to this proposition." That means she said yes, as the Cornell Office of Civil Rights investigation concluded. At that moment, according to her own lawsuit, the alleged victim had consumed no ketamine and not more than one beer at the fraternity house. And yet she was "incapable of consenting." It seems that if her lawyers, and maybe New York Attorney General Letitia James, want to blame someone for making the alleged victim "incapable of consenting," they might want to look at the Tri-Delta sorority house.

Padres fans actually think a ball hit at a 50° launch angle was going to be a homer

Did the roof rob Ty France of a go-ahead HR? As a Padres fan, I wanted it to be a homer. So I had Grok Bot run the physics: 105.3 mph, 49° launch, drag plus spin model. It peaks ~178 ft up, right at the roof, and lands ~343 ft without it. That's a wall-scraper at best, ~21% HR. And the out was correct under the Brewers' ground rule. It hurts, but the call stands. @Padres @Brewers @elonmusk @cursor_ai #Padres #Brewers #NLDS #Postseason #MLB #TyFrance #Statcast #GrokBot #AI

Opinion: Young women must take responsibility for their actions. Regretting one’s bad decisions is a far cry from rape. usatoday.com/story/opinion/c…

.@POTUS is MAKING COLLEGE FOOTBALL GREAT AGAIN!

JB Pritzker flip-flopped and now he's cutting a deal to let the Bears pay $0 in property taxes for a new stadium. He's finally getting off the sidelines, but with a bad deal for working families who are getting crushed by property taxes. Where is their 100% tax break? Meanwhile, our plan keeps the Bears in Illinois while securing $15 million annually in property taxes. Who is actually standing up for working families in this state? Clearly not Pritzker, based on his own words in this interview from last year.

Ok, so I just voted for @MikeRogersForMI. That is the first time I have ever voted for a Republican. Ever.

I’m asking AGAIN: What exactly is a “FREE PALESTINE”? What are the rules? What are the laws? What are the borders? Who is the governing body? Who runs the military? You scream FREE PALESTINE nonstop. Spell it the F*CK OUT. What exactly are you demanding?