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Just got back from Australia. Spent the entire flight back in absolute silence after Fiona, my partner of 11 years, asked me what my favourite thing about Sydney was… In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have said “probably her tits”.
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Btw this is a joke before anyone kicks off. I cba, it’s a Sunday.
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Sat in Sydney airport, about to embark on a 14 hour flight through the night… there’s a screaming baby in the waiting area by the gate. Nerves are palpable as we all look at each other. It’s going to be one of us… but who?
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Just been told off by my uber driver for eating a square of chocolate. The bloke has literally just said “please, no eating, you’re an adult and that is incredibly disrespectful” Genuinely would love to know if I’m a weird rude bastard, or is that reaction a bit mental?!
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My first pint in Australia didn’t go to plan…
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Imagine being on the Southampton media team and having to stand there and watch James Ward-Prowse deliver those lines 😂 Never in my life have I seen somebody give less of a shit whilst reading a script.
Quiet on the tee, please ⛳️
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Why the fuck can footballers refuse to play.., and yet STILL get paid? I don’t get it?
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Jaack retweeted
Replying to @Jaack
If that is your hand and wrist you might be the biggest bender of all time
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Banning a footballer because the officials were wank ???
West Brom striker Aune Heggebo has been banned for two matches for the ‘successful deception of a match official’ after scoring this goal against Norwich
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In a relegation scrap already. Same old West Ham.
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My guaranteed predictions ahead of next season. Spoiler alert! Arsenal go back-to-back. Wirtz has a very good season. Forest win a cup. Maresca is sacked before Christmas. Two Championship teams make semi finals of the FA Cup. WHU & ‘Boro get promoted. Norwich win play-offs.
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I FUCKING GET IT. FIRES AND SHIT. Four alerts in 45 mins.
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Don’t worry if your A level results are a bit disappointing. I got a C and two Us. And during the World Cup I got 123,000 likes on a tweet calling Enzo Fernandez a cunt and earned £7.55
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Me looking at the eclipse
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There is absolutely no explanation or justification for this small action other than Usher must be a complete twat of a bloke
Now Usher 🤨🧐 Bruh just walk thru the Door 🚪 this was so Unnecessary 😅
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I don’t want to cause drama & I hate coming across like a little grass but I need to make everybody aware of this so that they don’t make the same mistake I made today… Feast ice creams have changed massively and (in my opinion) are absolutely really fucking shit now.
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I’ve been reliable informed by a few professionals on here that Aldi’s Fiesta’s are closer to the old Feast’s than the new Feast’s are to the old Feast’s. Vital information.
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Taty Castellanos might actually already be in West Ham’s top 10 strikers of the last 20 years. Taty’s good, but definitely says more about our terrible hit rate when it comes to strikers.
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Jaack retweeted
Men are class
Just witnessed Jamie Hutchinson recite the entire roulette wheel by number and colour from memory What a timeline we live in
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Men are class
Just witnessed Jamie Hutchinson recite the entire roulette wheel by number and colour from memory What a timeline we live in
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