I like ham & pineapple pizza. Love cold pizza. I don't bathe my kids in the kitchen sink. I don't wash my veggies in the bathtub. Trumpism = brainwashed cult.
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To the nice folks who gave my kids Motel 6 branded minty candy -may the fleas of a thousand camels infest y our armpits and crotch. #HappyHalloween
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Of all the reasons to block someone, this one takes the ham. Don't knock it till you've tried it, Mussolini princess!
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MSNOW reporting that Mueller has died. Can't wait to see what Trump posts in response. Gonna be real presidential, I imagine.
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Pete Hegseth’s Defense Department Blew $22M On Steak and Lobster in a Single Month, Watchdog Claims share.google/IyX11cZbFTBFKcP…
Where's DoGE when you need to catch the hypocrisy?
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Interesting. How do you feel today?
Twenty years ago we invaded Iraq. The war killed many innocent Iraqis and Americans. It destroyed the oldest Christian populations in the world. It cost over $1 trillion, and turned Iraq into a satellite of Iran. It was an unforced disaster, and I pray that we learn its lessons.
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Twenty years ago we invaded Iraq. The war killed many innocent Iraqis and Americans. It destroyed the oldest Christian populations in the world. It cost over $1 trillion, and turned Iraq into a satellite of Iran. It was an unforced disaster, and I pray that we learn its lessons.
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Please tell me where I can get gas at $1.99?
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Jalen Hurts threw 3 interceptions, so with the game on the line at the 20 yard line we dial up a passing play. Why the heck aren't we giving Tank Bigsby more carries? He keeps churning those legs to gain more yards. Has more YPC than #26.
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Why does Patullo keep sending Saquon running up the gut and getting stuffed, while Tank Bigsby gets 9 yards per carry? @Eagles
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Why does Patullo keep sending Saquon running up the gut and getting stuffed, while Tank Bigsby gets 9 yards per carry? #Eagles
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Hey @McDonalds! Somebody mad at my bagel sandwich this morning? Didn't know I should've ordered 'not burnt".
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An absolute masterpiece 👏👏👏
Jennifer Get In Good Trouble
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Hey Philly. How about some air in baggage claim?
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Death penalty for anyone who murders a police officer. What a f**king hypocrite. He pardoned the Jan 6 rioters responsible for 5 deaths including a police officer. #StateOfTheUnion
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When do we get to see proof of all these 160+ year olds getting Social Security benefits? I'm skeptical.#StateOfTheUnion
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