Author of 14 Top 10 bestsellers. New book Welcome To The Neighbourhood out now. Order here:

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Jane Fallon retweeted
#BOLTON #BL7 Elderly BARBIE is still #missing She is disoriented and has a spine problem so her back legs don’t work well, wears blue leg bands on her hind legs to help with walkin. Please keep your eyes out for her, or if you hear of anyone whose found a #Doberman🙏
🐕 #URGENT BARBIE #Elderly Disorientated MISSING #Doberman Lost 20 September 2026 in wooded area across from Darwen Community Memorial Forest #Chapeltown #BOLTON #BL7 after bolting after a deer. She has a spine problem, wears blue leg bands on her hind legs to help walk.
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Once again the wonderful @JaneFallon is supporting Children in Read. If you are an author or Illustrator and would like to take part in this year's event simply reply to this post for further details. We go live online 5th Oct. All proceeds are in aid of @BBCCiN
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This gorgeous girl needs a home
PARLA IS READY FOR HER FOREVER HOME 💛 And just like that, we’re introducing the last of our four golden girls… beautiful Parla 🥹 Parla was born in April 2025 and is a gorgeous golden retriever mix/mixed breed. She arrived in the UK from Turkey at the end of May with her three sisters and, just like the other girls, she has never known life in a home. All she has ever known is kennel life. Parla is the fluffier of the girls, with the sweetest little crimped ears that make her ridiculously cute 😍 She is good with people and other dogs, although she’s a little more reserved initially. She likes to take a moment to work you out and make sure everything is safe before she fully relaxes. But once she does? You start to see that lovely, playful girl underneath! She enjoys a fuss, loves getting out to play and, once she knows she’s safe with you, she really is just a lovely, sweet-natured girl. 🏡 We’re looking for: • A rural or semi-rural home • Adults or children aged 16+ • Kind, patient humans who understand she has lots to learn about home life • She could live with another suitable, calm and confident dog who could help show her the ropes • Plenty of time to decompress and discover the world at her own pace Parla is currently in kennels in Gloucestershire and is ready for foster or adoption 🇬🇧 She has spent her whole life waiting for her chance to be someone’s dog. We would absolutely love for Parla to finally know what it feels like to have a home of her own 💛 Full rescue back-up and support from a UK registered charity. 📩 Please get in touch if you think you could be Parla’s person or share her to help us find them. #rescuedog #adoption #foster #pleaseshare
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Vegan Pickle cake!!
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Miss Pickle, are you in??
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Favourite thing I’ve seen today. The world needs more cat/tree sculptures imho.
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Oh my god! Eric’s little bespoke outfits crocheted by @musicalcrochet might be the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me. The tail holes!! Thank you!
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And Pickle says she loves her mouse
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Replying to @AffinityWater
@AffinityWater could you let me know why I’ve sat here all morning waiting for people who didn’t show up? At one point one of your vans pulled up outside sat, waited 5 mins then left again. I can’t get through on the phone, I’ve sent DMs with no response
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Latest: WhatsApp chat: ‘I am connecting you to an advisor’ - 3 and a quarter hours ago. Still waiting
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Oooh! Got one! Oh ….
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Today’s snoozing arrangement
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Every. Single. Morning. Usually at exactly 5.08 am (her automated feeder opens at 5.07 with a snack, so she comes to tell me about it). I’m usually already awake so I wait for her to come and get me, then get up - or, if she’s bored and/or hungry any time from 4 onwards ❤️
The best kind of alarm..🐈🐾⏰🥰
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Chilling with my bestie. I forgot to do the obligatory fishy pout so I asked Grok to do it for me 😂
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I thought I’d get the lovely plump cheeks that they all have now, too 👍🏻
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I’ve spent my evening so far making a little construction worker outfit for Eric. I think we’d all agree time well spent. How’s your night going?
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Guess who we just bumped into on the Heath? Louis! We found him lost 6 years ago & took him home while we tried to locate his owners (here he is in our old house). Today he ran straight over & dropped his ball at our feet. I swear he recognised us. #GoodBoy
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It’s a little warm for a Davy Crockett hat but I’m a slave to fashion.
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Pickle is being exceptionally helpful on my new book.
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String vest ✔️ England shorts ✔️ Bucket hat ✔️ Flag ✔️ Emotional Support Prawn ✔️ He’s ready.
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