bitcoin is the boring part. i like that.

Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
I wonder, does this Asian trader have some kind of magic formula for making money? Ever since I started following him, he hasn't missed a single trade or call. My advice? Follow him and see how much your life changes.
特朗普直播之后,$SI 这玩意直接开始疯涨 我也不是傻子,看到这种走势就开始分批卖了 这一波又锁了六位数利润 没啥好说的,涨成这样还不落袋才是真的蠢
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
i'm back flexing the fact that i called $SI at a $149k market cap. can't even lie, i'm just fucking good at this. 23 years old, millionaire girl, whole family retired, and i can pretty much do whatever the fuck i want. still feels unreal sometimes, just grateful i made it this far.
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
If you aped $1,000 into his calls, you’d have $535,183 now. This guy has literally called every major memecoin on Robinhood and Solana over the last couple months. Definitely dropping him a follow.
i actually sat there and realized im completely fucked if memecoins ever die i genuinely dont know how to do anything else anymore lol threw $10k into $GO yesterday today that stupid fucking coin made me $200k profit no normal job is ever paying me that much for clicking buy and going to sleep if memes die im cooked... but by then ill be rich enough to not give a fuck
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this is insane. he's sharing all his memecoin trades publicly. give him a follow!
说真的,这条我本来都不太想发 但之前答应过会把自己做 memecoin 的过程都记录下来,那就发吧 $GO 这笔最后只赚了 $98K 放以前我可能会觉得很多,现在看着甚至有点不好意思 lol 不过算了,状态差的时候也得继续找 下一笔狠狠干回来就行
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
i actually sat there and realized im completely fucked if memecoins ever die i genuinely dont know how to do anything else anymore lol threw $10k into $GO yesterday today that stupid fucking coin made me $200k profit no normal job is ever paying me that much for clicking buy and going to sleep if memes die im cooked... but by then ill be rich enough to not give a fuck
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
and yeah, i'm richer now. so what? i bought $Agrippa before zuckerberg started following them on X. made over $99k on RH today. honestly, i'm either insanely lucky or just really fucking good. what can i say? i'm the goat at crypto.
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
You don’t need to buy the whole building. Hold $DEED for a share of the apartment vault. Rent after costs stays in the vault each month. Our property map tracker is now live. Explore the portfolio: deed.estate/properties
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
The door is open. The $DEED vault is live on Robinhood Chain. CA: 0x5e55f18453545d0d4314c5106a2d8db934298e95 Hold a share of the apartment portfolio without the landlord work. Rent after costs stays in the vault each month. On the 1st, we publish The Roll, apartment by apartment. You’ll see what was owed and what actually arrived. Late rent and vacant units stay on the record. See the buildings behind DEED: deed.estate
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
$20k in, $280k profit out... not a bad little trade lol im really fucking good at this, but im still sitting here thinking i shouldve made more dont get me wrong, its a nice trade. i just spend that in a weekend lol
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
按照你文件里的方向,我把“过度解释”和“说教感”压掉了,保留结果、过程和一点随口感。 $46K 进 $STONK 的时候,我真没想到最后会变成这样 现在这袋已经超过 $1M 差不多 22x 我也没干什么复杂的事,买了之后就让它自己跑 现在又多了一个七位数的 bag 这市场真的他妈离谱 lol
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
$JEANPHIL 原本只是我手里又一笔普通的仓位 结果现在又变成了一笔六位数利润,说真的,连我自己都没想到它能给这么多 最搞笑的是,每次我发这种结果,都有人跑来问我到底有什么秘诀 真没那么玄 别等全市场都看懂了才进去,也别等利润快吐回去了才舍得卖 这次又是一样 $JEANPHIL 六位数,收工
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
$JEANPHIL made life feel like GTA. over $89k in profit overnight. i expected all of crypto to rally behind this and send it to the millions, but I never imagined it would happen this fast. experience teaches you which narratives are worth betting on, and once you flip the degen switch, there's no turning back. only crypto can do this
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
i gave you $JEANPHIL at $290K, it went to 8.8 millions i gave you $PAID AT $120K, it went to 38 millions i gave you $STONK at $300k, it went to 300 millions i gave you $CATE at $750k, it went to 110 millions and you still don’t have notis on 😜 stay poor
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
made around $90k on $jeanphil. $43 -> $111k (255k%) all you had to do was listen to the first callout. i begged you to buy $paid. it did 864x. i begged you to buy $JEANPHIL. it did 521x. i begged you to buy $cate. it did 693x. i begged you to buy $stonk. it did 447x. and you still don't follow me? i can't do anything for you at this point, fuck off.
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
a fucking cat just made me 4,800 SOL around $500k profit on $CATE i keep looking at the number because this shit barely feels real lol didnt even need to babysit every candle, just got in and let the bag do its thing now im sitting here up half a milly on a cat coin! crypto is so fucking stupid... i love it
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
求你买 $CATE 的时候,它后来冲到了 $126M 求你买 $Marscoin 的时候,它后来冲到了 $265M 求你买 #牛来 的时候,它后来冲到了 $163M 求你买 $PAID 的时候,它后来冲到了 $36M 还没关注我? 那就继续穷着吧 😬 现在我又刚刚靠 $PRISM 把 $5K 变成了 $360K 利润
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
i still remember calling $hype at $5 and having people call me crazy. now i gotta ask, who was actually crazy? hyperliquid broke every standard, exceeded expectations, and is now above $92 with plenty more room to run. this has been absolutely insane. from the start, i saw a token and a project with the potential to even surpass $bnb. honestly, i still think the same. now i have over $5m in my portfolio thanks to $hype, while the same people who called me crazy are wondering if now is finally the time to buy. crazy how that works.
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
More than 7500 $SOL on $CATE. I'm a fucking legend like Tony Montana. I've become a legend at trading. I unlocked the third eye for this shit. Feels like I activated GTA cheats in real life. Literally just sitting at my computer and printing money. You don't need to work harder to do it like I do, just work smarter. GG.
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Jannik Weber ₿ retweeted
memecoins have been printing for me lately loaded $CATE around $1.5M mcap sold a big chunk above $100M today and locked $239K profit $1M to $100M+ yeah this shit has been way too easy lol
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RT @KazeCreations: 这几天 $CATE 终于开始往上爬了 甚至一度摸到 $100M 市值,直接打出新 ATH 我又不傻,看到这种走势第一件事当然是去看自己的仓位 结果一看,差不多已经 $450K 利润了 这笔我还真挑不出什么毛病 打开电脑就看到快 $…
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